[ SECRET POST #3372 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3372 ⌋

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Choose wisely: animals vs YOU

[(Anonymous)]

One will try to protect you.

The other eight will try to kill you.

Make a choice.


http://i.imgur.com/WjZW40r.jpg

Re: Choose wisely: animals vs YOU

[philstar22]

Going with the wolves I think.

Re: Choose wisely: animals vs YOU

[(Anonymous)]

The armed human seems like the obvious choice. Two armed humans are the only thing on the list we KNOW can kill everything else there.

Re: Choose wisely: animals vs YOU

[(Anonymous)]

Not choosing the human is asking for a bullet to the head, considering all the rest are teaming up to kill you. He would have all the other animals on his side, AND a gun from which to shoot you from afar.

Remove the human and OP might have a game but there's no other choice here.

Re: Choose wisely: animals vs YOU

[kaijinscendre]

I got an alligator to shield my body with. That gun does not look like a very high caliber weapon. Looks like a hunting rifle. Considering his dress and location, probably some kind of small game. I doubt it could do much damage to an alligator.

Re: Choose wisely: animals vs YOU

[(Anonymous)]

What I'm trying to say is that people appear to be missing that all the other animals are against you at the same time. One alligator might shield you from a bullet but that's one less alligator that's fighting off the lions and bears and whatnot.

I don't think any situation here is survivable but the guy with the gun is the only one that can get you at a range without you being able to touch him. Removing that ups your chances quite a bit.

Re: Choose wisely: animals vs YOU

[kaijinscendre]

It depends. Are we on the alligator's turf?

Re: Choose wisely: animals vs YOU

[(Anonymous)]

It's possible. But even if you were crouched in a river being protected by alligators, you could easily be starved out by animals lining up across the shore to keep you in the water, and someone waiting to shoot you if you try to stand up.

Re: Choose wisely: animals vs YOU

[kaijinscendre]

Depends. Are we in a locked room? If so, wolves.

Do I get to choose the terrain? Then I am going with the alligators.

Re: Choose wisely: animals vs YOU

[(Anonymous)]

I'll take three angry mama bears.

Re: Choose wisely: animals vs YOU

[(Anonymous)]

This made me extremely happy. :D :D :D Angry Mama Bears FTW!

Re: Choose wisely: animals vs YOU

[(Anonymous)]

rats or falcons

also thought i left /an/ for the day

Re: Choose wisely: animals vs YOU

[dethtoll]

I'll take the rats. Take cover from the ammosexual and wait for the rats to strip him and his buddies to the bone.

Assuming he doesn't just shoot all the other animals for trophies first!

Re: Choose wisely: animals vs YOU

[raspberryrain]

I suppose fifteen timber wolves on my side would be all right.

Now, if I could get three bears to fight for me, that would be sweet. And, no, one man with a rifle will not be fast enough to take down three bears.

Re: Choose wisely: animals vs YOU

[(Anonymous)]

Unfortunately it's stated that all the others are against you, so it's your three bears vs 15 wolves, 1000 rats, 3 lions, etc etc... AND a man with a gun

Re: Choose wisely: animals vs YOU

[raspberryrain]

Well, then the writer has a vastly inflated sense of the power of one man with a gun.

Re: Choose wisely: animals vs YOU

[(Anonymous)]

No more so than 3 lions vs everything, I see it as lose-lose no matter what choice you make

Re: Choose wisely: animals vs YOU

[eyeshine72]

Rats or wolves

Re: Choose wisely: animals vs YOU

[(Anonymous)]

Alligators. It doesn't look promising either way, but dying by way of alligator is something I'm actually terrified of IRL. I'd actually be grateful for a bullet to the head over that.

Re: Choose wisely: animals vs YOU

[greenvelvetcake]

Gators, especially if we're in water. Even if I die, I still get to live my dream of having a loyal gator squad.

Re: Choose wisely: animals vs YOU

[(Anonymous)]

I'd go with the hawks (falcons, eagles, whatever those are). I figure they're probably the hardest to kill for the rest of the critters listed, being able to fly and all.