[ SECRET POST #3378 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3378 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 053 secrets from Secret Submission Post #483.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Favorite lines from "My Immortal" (inspired by Secret #4)

[(Anonymous)]

Go! Go! Go! What are your faves?

Re: Favorite lines from "My Immortal" (inspired by Secret #4)

[(Anonymous)]

ALso here's a link to the fic: http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm

Re: Favorite lines from "My Immortal" (inspired by Secret #4)

[(Anonymous)]

i feel like im the only person who hasnt read this...

Re: Favorite lines from "My Immortal" (inspired by Secret #4)

[(Anonymous)]

Go look it up and read it now! The chapters are super short and there's no plot to speak of to keep track of, so you can just read as much as you want, whenever you want!

“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”

[(Anonymous)]

Re: “I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”

[sparrow_lately]

You took mine!

Re: “I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”

[(Anonymous)]

The "paused angrily" is my favorite part.

Re: Favorite lines from "My Immortal" (inspired by Secret #4)

[(Anonymous)]

“I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.”

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

[(Anonymous)]

It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!

Re: Favorite lines from "My Immortal" (inspired by Secret #4)

[(Anonymous)]

Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly.

Re: Favorite lines from "My Immortal" (inspired by Secret #4)

[(Anonymous)]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS! ―Dumblydore

Re: Favorite lines from "My Immortal" (inspired by Secret #4)

[(Anonymous)]

the one where Loopin is masticating is a real classic

Re: Favorite lines from "My Immortal" (inspired by Secret #4)

[sparrow_lately]

When Enoby follows Vampire to class with Draco naked behind her to yell at him bc she somehow thinks two dudes dating before she was dating either of them is cheating.

Also all stabbing with steaks

Re: Favorite lines from "My Immortal" (inspired by Secret #4)

[(Anonymous)]

"Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time."

Re: Favorite lines from "My Immortal" (inspired by Secret #4)

[dancingmouse]

"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!" (Said because Dumblydor had a headache)

Voldemort got a "dude-ur-so-retarded" look on his face.

Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!

“BECAUSE…BECAUSE….” Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.

Re: Favorite lines from "My Immortal" (inspired by Secret #4)

[(Anonymous)]

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!

Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!

"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGonagall.

"You fucking bustard!" yelled Draco at Vampire. "I want to shit next to her!1"

Re: Favorite lines from "My Immortal" (inspired by Secret #4)

[ginainthekingsroad]

The aforementioned BUT I'M ALSO A SATANIST line is my favorite.

Also, this is a great time to link the My Immortal webcomic, although it's abandoned (~ch 11) and omits many wonderful touches that can't be expressed through mostly dialogue-- although the images attempt to show these things.

Re: Favorite lines from "My Immortal" (inspired by Secret #4)

[(Anonymous)]

Omg thank you for this!!! :D

Re: Favorite lines from "My Immortal" (inspired by Secret #4)

[(Anonymous)]

There's also an illustrated dramatic reading (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp7VE4uK8zw&index=1&list=PL617E8DC945403A2F), which managed to actually finish it.