[ SECRET POST #437 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #437 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

ONE SECRET PER COMMENT, GUYS.

Secrets Left to Post: 14 pages, 337 secrets from Secret Submission Post #063.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 ] broken links, [ 1 2 3 ] not!secrets, 0 not!fandom, [ 1 2 3 4 5 ] too big, [ 1 ] repeat, [ 1 ] posted twice, [ 1 ] request to not post something.
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: 'FUCK GIRLY MEN' secrets in general

[drworm.livejournal.com]

Dude, even when boys are pretty, they ain't that pretty.

[numerousoptions.livejournal.com]

Seconding this

Because I was seriously wondering since when there are plenty of boyfriends even close to that kind of body type

Last guy I did see personally that matched that body type, I could count his ribs

Felt my cock take on reptilian traits and suck back into my abdomen in reaction

[moebot.livejournal.com]

I think I saw porn like that once.

[numerousoptions.livejournal.com]

It makes a sound like this!

SHLLLLUCCCCKKKK

[moebot.livejournal.com]

WOW THAT SOUND EFFECT

IT'S REALLY... VIVID

[numerousoptions.livejournal.com]

I'm a fucking master of onomatopoeias, for real, son

[drworm.livejournal.com]

God yes. Guys that skinny, I don't think about sex so much as I think about making him some mac 'n cheese.

I mean, I like 'em skinny, but more classy or nerdy skinny than Dickensian street urchin or "hi, I just turned fifteen!" skinny.

PLEASE, SIR, CAN I HAVE SOME MORE (DICK)

[numerousoptions.livejournal.com]

At 135 pounds, god knows I'd be concerned with myself if my weight started dropping to yaoi boy levels

Showing up to an anime con

Letting people take pics of me in light yaoi in trade for a goddamn sandwich and some soup

I am seeing a new charity in the future:

[drworm.livejournal.com]

Soup kitchens outside anime cons for victims of yaoi and shoujo anime.

Sign on the front door reads: WE WILL MAKE YOU HUMAN AGAIN.

[numerousoptions.livejournal.com]

Hordes of 13 year old girls trying to block the doors

Men shoving past, treating themselves to a chinese buffet, a snickers bar, and a crapton of water