[ SECRET POST #438 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #438 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 11 pages, 254 secrets from Secret Submission Post #063.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 ] broken links, [ 1 2 3 4 ] not!secrets, 0 not!fandom, [ 1 2 ] too big, [ 1 ] posted twice, [ 1] what.
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[moebot.livejournal.com]

75. Girl, where did you ever get the idea that hardcore, rough sex is anti-feminist? That being said: hot.

In general:
Fangirls, gay men are not pets or accessories or whatever.

[laserdragon.livejournal.com]

A homosexual is a big responsibility. You need to feed it, take it for walks, make sure its getting enough cock. Most people want a homo of their own because they think that they are "cute" or "sassy," or even just because they are trendy, but don't think about the very real long-term commitment they are making.

[moebot.livejournal.com]

And pocket gays may start out as clean and fabulous at first, but if you let them assert themselves as individuals you're asking for loads of trouble so make sure to keep them in their place. Everyone knows what happens when homosexuals are allowed to run rampant, after all: rainbow parades. And those are hell on traffic.

[laserdragon.livejournal.com]

And we haven't even touched on the expenses!

[moebot.livejournal.com]

Prada doesn't just grow on trees.

...god, I fucking wish it did.

[crystaldawn.livejournal.com]

The homo shelters are overflowing as we speak!

[drworm.livejournal.com]

or accessories

I've noticed many girls won't even complete their collections. They get a gay dude, but never bother getting a lesbian or a bi or a tranny. :(

[moebot.livejournal.com]

But those other ones aren't as fierce.

Gimme some snaps.

[numerousoptions.livejournal.com]

Lazy fuckers aren't even bothering to make the effort

Recently was witness to:

A black drag queen doing an encore performance and inviting people up to dance along

The girls (Who made up the VAST MAJORITY of the audience) were very hesitant

IT'S A FREE ADDITION TO YOUR QUEER COLLECTION GIRLS

COLLECT ALL THE BOX TOPS AND SEND AWAY FOR A FLASHLIGHT IN THE SHAPE OF A DONG