fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #438 ]

⌈ Secret Post #438 ⌋

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Secrets Left to Post: 11 pages, 254 secrets from Secret Submission Post #063.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 ] broken links, [ 1 2 3 4 ] not!secrets, 0 not!fandom, [ 1 2 ] too big, [ 1 ] posted twice, [ 1] what.
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
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Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Obviously, anyone getting angry over my secret is:

1) Fat.
2) Gay.
3) Jewish.

It's wrong, so you deserve to be treated that way. (I'm looking at 1 & 2, btw.)

i'm gonna fucking lol if nobody (other than me in this comment, i mean) pays attention to you and your obvious wankbait

btw you reaaalllyyy need to try harder, you kind of suck at this

Edited 2008-03-18 22:20 (UTC)

Or, 4) anyone who DISAGREES WITH YOU.

You fail. Sorry.

They're is nothing in my secret to disagree about, actually.

You fail. Sorry.

Fat, gay, jewish? Harvey Fierstein must be the anti-Christ to you then.

And out of all things to hate, why go with the three cliche? Why not be creative like, I hate all legally blind chinese men named "Jim".

But, what can I say, it's your life. You want to go through it being a boring cliche of "hater", be my guest.

Re: 60 OP

kinneas.livejournal.com - 2008-03-18 23:03 (UTC) - Expand

I'm a black jewish homosexual.

You is Hitler?

But are you overweight?

Byz liek 25 lbs. Fuck I iz obese.

BRB must commit suicidez. :(

kanthia.livejournal.com - 2008-03-19 00:32 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2008-03-19 00:38 (UTC) - Expand

Being a troll is wrong too :/

Reading this secret made me laugh so hard. I love it when obvious!trolls try. Thank you for making my day a little bit funnier.

you missed one

4) Human.

not really angry over your secret just saddened that you would feel so much anger and hate over someone else. how pathetically small your world must be.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS? DON'T THEY KNOW THAT AMERICA'S OFFICIAL LANGUAGE IS ENGLISH, AND SPEAKING SPANISH EARNS THEM A GOOD OLD FASHIONED AMERICAN BEATING?

OH YEAH SECRET IS A+ WOULD READ AGAIN.

你疯了！

Basically, you need to try harder man. (Also why do you hate teh Jooz then?)

~~Oh man now I'm going to start saying 'teh Jooz'~~.

You're just jealous because fat fangirls hug better. :)

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...not to mention people actually like us for our personalities, not just our looks.

Poor baby. You've got fat envy. :)

Whoo! FOUR lines of truth - go for it, Ms. Merow! Or should it be Miss Kitty?

Obviously, you're making this comment because no one is getting angry over your secret. DANCE FASTER, TROLL.

So do you wash your hands every time after you bought it?

Because of course germs like that tend to stick hardcore to your precious anime DVDs.

Translation: "HEY EVERYBODY! LOOK AT MEEEE! I'M PULLING MY PANTS DOWN ON THE PLAYGROUND IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, LOOK AT MY TINY TINY WEENIE!"

I died.

1) Fat
2) Gay
3) Christian!

Oooooh. So close! But I'm sure you'll enjoy your lovely parting gift of KY and Kleenex.

HAHA you act like it's CONTAGIOUS.

Do I get a .5 for being bisexual?

Okay, so, I am none of those things, and yet, here I am, taking offense to it. Interesting.

Amusing - I'm the same way, and yet blatant homophobia is one of the easiest buttons to push to get me mad unless it's a very civil discussion (which I have had).