[ SECRET POST #3410 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3410 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 016 secrets from Secret Submission Post #487.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

It's so not humor, but VERY SERIOUS harlequin stuff. :/

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

I tried reading the first chapter, it sounded like it was playing tropes straight, not laughing at the notion, so I quit reading.

I was suggesting the humor version with lots of hilarious sexual frustration.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

If it had been more tongue-in-cheek it could have been genius.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

Things would have been a lot goddamned easier if the warlord been exactly what everyone said he'd be. 1 had been just about ready to accept his fate as the newest sexy addition to the harem with the full abandonment of his responsibilities and everything, which would of course have been totally unwelcome and not a huge burden off his shoulders, and then this.

1 let out a frustrated sigh, gazing distantly out across the fields which happened to be in the opposite direction of the warlord with his muscles and his shoulders and his arms and sexy tattoos and all of that.

"Something wrong?" 2 asked in his stupidly rich and deep voice which was very sexy and warm with infuriatingly impersonal concern.

"No," 1 snapped, "I've only been kidnapped and stuck here for 10 days now, my parents think I'm being tortured, and your food is horrible."

"Sorry about that. Politics," said the warlord easily, and went back to examining his maps. "We're thinking of asking for the the area bordering the river. There's some good farmland there - "

"What," squawked 1, offended enough to forget to not look for a second. "That's it?"

"Think you're worth more?" 1 and 2's eyes meet, and 1 feels himself flush as 2 looks him up and down in the wrong way, god damn it! Then 2 smiles and it's nice and 1 is pretty sure he's fucked in all the ways he didn't want to be. "Good to know. What do you think a fair trade would be?"

God damn it, he wasn't supposed to be smart, too -

Wait a second. What if he's straight?

Fuck 1's life

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

You are amazing, thank you. If you ever should want to continue the story of 1 and 2, it would be my pleasure to continue reading.

Anon from below