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[ SECRET POST #3426 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3426 ⌋

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The thread that's horny!

Personally - and this is JUST personally here - I want to fuck.

ASL?

*passionately fucks a rose*

They said horny, not thorny.

*fucks a unicorn*

Re: The Horny Thread

vethica - 2016-05-21 20:27 (UTC) - Expand

I'm totally with you. Ben completely horny for several days, and with no new porn fics of any of my OTPs, I've resorted to rereading old favorites.

Do you get hornier in springtime? Obviously humans don't as a whole go into heat like animals but do seasons have any effect for you?

I never get horny, I legitimately do not know.

Not OP, but seasons have no relation to how horny I am. I'm mostly always horny. The only thing that seems to make a difference is hormones, and even then it only increases a little what is already there.

AYRT

I was mostly wondering if the higher temperatures and things like that had any effect. Thanks for responding

I'm horny all the time. I'm the horniest guy in the room, Jerry.

During the winter I've the sex drive of a dead fish with cancer. During the summer I'd fuck a baked potato if it was warm enough.

I am. And on my period too.

Installing grindr again.

Breeders will never know the pleasure of being able to get my dick suck guaranteed within an hour when I feel like it.

Implying all non-homosex are breeders.

Implying implications.

Re: The Horny Thread

(Anonymous) - 2016-05-22 00:19 (UTC) - Expand

Re: The Horny Thread

herpymcderp - 2016-05-22 00:34 (UTC) - Expand

This is why we really hate you, you know.

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(Anonymous) - 2016-05-21 23:49 (UTC) - Expand

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insanenoodlyguy - 2016-05-22 00:31 (UTC) - Expand

Re: The Horny Thread

(Anonymous) - 2016-05-22 03:06 (UTC) - Expand

FS, do you usually practice safe sex in your sex dreams?

I personally haven't.

Yes, and it actually became a major plot point. Apparently I am JUST that paranoid.

I usually get rejected in my sex dreams, so. No. No, because my dream self is apparently unfuckable.

Weirdly, I am generally a dude in my sex dreams. But no, I don't put a condom on my dream-wiener.

Edited 2016-05-21 23:57 (UTC)

Re: The Horny Thread - Sex Dream Question

(Anonymous) - 2016-05-22 02:45 (UTC) - Expand

Re: The Horny Thread - Sex Dream Question

(Anonymous) - 2016-05-22 17:32 (UTC) - Expand

Nope.

I am completely paranoid in real life, so in my dreams and fantasies, I let my Id play in a world where sexually transmitted diseases don't exist and pregnancy only happens if me/my partner want it to.

As soon as I get off my period, I'm taking my boyfriend to Pound Town.

I really miss rping porn.

Other than that, I am ambivalent about any opportunities for sexual activity.

Thaaaaat's me! Also I'm a virgin (hey there) so I'm super unsmooth and awkward when it comes to ~closing the deal. Yaaay..

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