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fandomsecrets2016-05-21 03:23 pm
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[ SECRET POST #3426 ]
⌈ Secret Post #3426 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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[Renaud (French singer)]
Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 048 secrets from Secret Submission Post #490.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
Re: Inspired by Secret #2 - The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, SIlmarillion edition
(Anonymous) 2016-05-21 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just to tell you the lore
Of the time I was a prince of the elves of the Noldor
In southeastern Valinor, born and raised
With my brothers is where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ carefree
Dropping rhymes with Cousin Finrod down beside the sea
When a dude named Melkor (who was up to no good)
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
He stole three Silmarils and my dad went berserk
He swore “Sons, we’ll hunt that bastard all the way to Middle Earth”
Dad made us swear to get those gems back someday
And to murder anybody who got in our way
I should’ve asked dad exactly what they were worth
But it didn’t occur to me, so yo, off to Middle Earth!
We went to the Teleri to borrow their ships
They said no so we killed them (Uncle Fingolfin was pissed)
If I had to guess, it was downhill from there
But we were bound by that oath that dad made us swear
We sailed up to the havens about seven or eight
Called back to our cousins “Yo homes, smell you later!”
I was free now to screw up my life even more
As the unluckiest prince of the elves of the Noldor
Re: Inspired by Secret #2 - The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, SIlmarillion edition
Re: Inspired by Secret #2 - The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, SIlmarillion edition
Re: Inspired by Secret #2 - The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, SIlmarillion edition
(Anonymous) 2016-05-22 12:31 am (UTC)(link)(I actually looked up a map of Valinor to see if Tirion was in fact in the southeast and it is???? Good job on that!)