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Comments

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[kaijinscendre]

I suffer from the inability of telling when people have a good butt. :(

Though, I recognize that Chris Evans apparently has a good one. So here is his butt to make up for lack of butt knowledge.

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[(Anonymous)]

Do you just like all butts? Or is it more that you look at a butt and you just can't figure out what's going on there

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[kaijinscendre]

They just don't do anything for me. I see a butt and go, "Meh."

So when people talk about a butt being good, I just can't figure out what they enjoy about it.

Though, I do know when a butt is really bad. Sadly, I only know that because of King of the Hill. :/

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[ketita]

Every part of this is me. I do not understand the butt thing. I don't even know if my butt is any good, because idgi.

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[(Anonymous)]

Post a pic and we'll tell you!

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[herpymcderp]

His butt seems small to me. He could also stand to have more thighs.

...Probably because his shoulders are so damn broad.

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[a_potato]

His butt and thighs are fine shhhh.

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[herpymcderp]

He's tightrope walking the line of skipped leg day.

It's just enough to make me think he never skipped leg day but... he probably likes pull ups more.

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[a_potato]

I am okay with this. I am really, really okay with this.

I mean the wood-cutting scene in Age of Ultron hnnnng.

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[herpymcderp]

Admittedly... I would definitely care more about MCU stuff if he would just get shirtless and make out with Bucky already.

I don't even ship it, they should just make out.

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[a_potato]

I dunno, I kind of want him to make out with Bucky but I want Bucky to not look like Sebastian Stan.

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[herpymcderp]

I want Bucky to cut his god damned hair so he looks like a better looking Sebastian Stan.

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[kallanda_lee]

I believe there's a porn parody, but sadly that actors do not actually share a close resemblance.

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[herpymcderp]

If years of unsuccessful gay porn hunting has taught me anything, it's that 99% of all men in all porn everywhere are awful butterfaces. Why, world?

And also that the ones with cute faces only cam.

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[kaijinscendre]

I just don't know how to judge any of that part of the body. If it is below the waist, and isn't a penis I don't know how to tell if they are nice or not.

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[herpymcderp]

Have you ever taken an art class? In art classes they teach you how, if you're going to paint someone, you hold your paintbrush up and place a center line down the back and then the shoulder line gets divided into thirds. Then (for a man) the hip width gets placed slightly more than a third of the shoulder width on either side, where the total hip/butt width is aligned with the maximum width of the back.

Damn you art classes, you taught me proportion and now I can't unlearn it.

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[kaijinscendre]

I took an art class but I only remember how to make buildings from like...that one perspective.

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[herpymcderp]

lol well, hey, that's something. More than I remember from my math classes.

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[kallanda_lee]

I agree! I mean, he has a good butt, but there could be more, and more thighs... lord almighty.

But yeah, he's got that dorito shape going on.

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[herpymcderp]

I don't honestly know if it's the costume, but... yeah, it's just a liiittle unbalanced to my eye.

I don't really care, but this is a thread about butts and butt appreciation god damn it, and this is an important point to be made about butts: they shouldn't be unbalanced. An unbalanced butt is an uncared for butt.

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe his shoulders are too broad, but I think his thighs are fine. I don't like huge muscular thighs.

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[herpymcderp]

But hear me out: if you're going to sprint as fast as Cap, you don't get away with tiny thighs like that. You get sprinter's thighs (or at the very least soccer player thighs) and those are powerful thighs.

What I'm saying is... muh realism.

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[philstar22]

Damn, he has such a fine ass. Him and Hemsworth both. These movies need more back shots.

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[dahli]

Oh Chris Evans. I hate seeing you leave but I love watching you go.

Re: Let's Talk About Butts

[(Anonymous)]

I'm this way about men's butts. A man's butt has to be pretty amazing for me to really be able to tell that it's a nice butt. With women's butts I have no problem though.