[ SECRET POST #3433 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3433 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

shitty superpowers

[(Anonymous)]

what's something you can do that could be considered a shit-tier superpower? has to be something you can do naturally that most other people can't and only marginally or situationally useful

Re: shitty superpowers

[sparrow_lately]

i can rotate my ankle almost 180 degrees w/ my legs still together and i can puke on command

Re: shitty superpowers

[(Anonymous)]

How did you discover your superhuman puking abilities?

Re: shitty superpowers

[(Anonymous)]

Super Shooter Chick!

Re: shitty superpowers

[morieris]

I remember in Sky High, one girl could turn into a ball.

That seems pretty weird, but it would have it's uses.

Re: shitty superpowers

[morieris]

Wait, shit, I thought you said what WOULD be a shitty superpower. Nevermind me.

Re: shitty superpowers

[(Anonymous)]

when I was a little kid I always thought that one alien guy on Superfriends who could turn into water got a raw deal. that's not very useful.

Re: shitty superpowers

[(Anonymous)]

there are three things that precognition needs to not suck.
1. context, so you are just watching a bunch of strangers die in g.o.k.
2. an understanding of what you can do about it.
3. some positive visions, if not you should take drugs until your stupid depressing hallucinations go away.

Re: shitty superpowers

[(Anonymous)]

I have an extra bone in each ankle that is completely useless but is visible under my skin and looks odd enough that I get at least one comment about it every year. Usually it's "Wow, doesn't that hurt?"

I am Extra Useless Anklebone Girl.

Re: shitty superpowers

[(Anonymous)]

I can see more colors than anybody I have ever compared with.

I can fall asleep within seconds almost any place.

Re: shitty superpowers

[(Anonymous)]

Pistol Shrimpy!

Re: shitty superpowers

[herpymcderp]

I also have perfect color vision, OP.

The only thing it's good for is matching paint swatches, but ...at least I have it?

Re: shitty superpowers

[(Anonymous)]

I am the designated flattened-plastic-trash-or-grocery-bag-opening-finder in my family.

Re: shitty superpowers

[(Anonymous)]

I can understand song lyrics. In virtually any other situation my hearing is terrible and I lose hours a day asking people to repeat themselves, but when music is involved I suddenly get every word.

Re: shitty superpowers

[(Anonymous)]

I can smell when the dogs really want us to do something. It's a special "neediness" smell.

Re: shitty superpowers

[nightscale]

I am extremely good at packing and squirrelling stuff away into spaces that they shouldn't fit into, this extends to stacking washed dishes on the draining board, the only downside is that they end up being a trap for other people.

Re: shitty superpowers

[skeletal_history]

I have the uncanny ability to keep time in my head and know when a timer is about to go off. So I'm baking something or cooking pasta, and I set the timer for X minutes and then sit on the couch and read. At some point, I'll ~get a feeling~ and will get up and go to the kitchen, and 9/10 times, there will be just a few seconds left on the timer.

Re: shitty superpowers

[sarillia]

I have the ability to open books up to the last page I was reading without a bookmark.

Re: shitty superpowers

[diet_poison]

I can raise one eyebrow and not the other. (I win staring contests that way and sometimes freak people out.)

Re: shitty superpowers

[cakemage]

I can throw stuff with my toes! Fear me.

Re: shitty superpowers

[loracarol]

I can completely connect two random things in my head, even if they shouldn't make sense to anything else, and sometimes the "connections" only make sense to me.

For example, Stirling Bank and the Berlin Wall.

(Stirling -> sounds like sterling -> sterling is a type of silver -> Sterling Silver reminds me of Germany, though I'm not actually sure why? Maybe a book I read a while back -> Berlin Wall)

(a rough example).

Re: shitty superpowers

[ariakas]

I can slow my own heart rate. I mostly use this to wig out nurses at the blood clinic. ("Oh your resting heart rate is 48 bpm? You must be a marathon runner!" loooool no, no I am not.)

Re: shitty superpowers

[(Anonymous)]

loving the super hero name you're coming up with, anon

maybe you're cognoman/cognowoman?

Re: shitty superpowers

[herpymcderp]

I wake up ten minutes before my alarm clock goes off no matter when I set it for.

I can psychically mind read what my mom wants to make for dinner. Just her though, no one else. I swear to whatever deity you want, this is true.

Re: shitty superpowers

[(Anonymous)]

I walk super quietly. A lot of people have been startled by my existence.