[ SECRET POST #3433 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3433 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Comments

Re: Actors you can no longer support.

[diet_poison]

I'm trying to find an image of a scary and intimidating argonian to respond to this with, but I'm distracted by the reminder that female argonians have boobs and wear bras. (I didn't exactly forget - my own Dragonborn is a female argonian - but now it's distracting me.)

Why, Bethesda? did you just not think that one through?

Re: Actors you can no longer support.

[herpymcderp]

No, I'm pretty sure the answer was "because titties". Fuck the laws of nature, reptiles lactate now.

Re: Actors you can no longer support.

[diet_poison]

yeah ok I know this is true but...damn it, Bethesda. damn it!

(I doubt they'd even claim they lactate. but you just cannot have a female character without boobs. that's the universal, pan-species indicator of femaleness, and how would the horny fanboys fap anyone be able to tell they were female without them?)

Re: Actors you can no longer support.

[herpymcderp]

I don't really see why they'd bother in the first place, to be perfectly honest. Nobody is fapping to the weird uncanny valley fishface of unmodded Bethesda characters (although Skyrim wasn't as bad as Morrowind)... and I mean, if you're looking to fap there are mods for that.

Although I guess someone finally got with the program and made dick mods for Fallout 4, so. Progress?

Re: Actors you can no longer support.

[diet_poison]

Eh I think people fap to just about anything. And with argonians (even more so than khajiit) there isn't much to compare it to to determine if it looks realistic or not.