[ SECRET POST #3441 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3441 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Let me tell you about the most popular fic in my corner of fandom OP. I've talked about it here before because it boggles me so.

In it, the male MC has this problem where he's a really great lover who can spend hours pleasing a woman...up until he takes out his dick. As soon as he takes out his dick, everything goes to hell. He loses control of himself and brutally fucks the woman, and he can't stop until he orgasms, even if she begs him to. So, he tries not to get involved with the female MC, because he doesn't want to brutalize her.

But she really wants him, you see, so she convinces him to fool around with her. He figures he'll just keep his dick in his pants, but she wants him to fuck her. So, he does, but WAIT there's more, because he doesn't want to cum inside of her, because he feels guilty that his wife died in childbirth, so he winds up fucking her up the ass so roughly that there's blood streaming down her legs and she can't walk afterwards. He carries her upstairs and gets her lying in bed...

...and then she wants to HAVE MORE SEX. The author explains this as, "she's sheltered and doesn't know that this isn't normal." He facefucks her and cums in her mouth. She wants to break down his walls, so she takes his cum from her mouth and puts it on her vagina, and then gets him to have intercourse with her and cum inside of her.

It's completely OOC, filled with purple prose, and dialogue that doesn't make any sense because the author doesn't use enough dialogue tags and doesn't know how to format paragraphs within speech. So you have to spend a good five minutes figuring out who's saying what.

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It's the most popular, because there's a ton of semi-kinky sex in it.

Basically, you're not...quite...right.

[(Anonymous)]

Why did I read that entire description? D:

[(Anonymous)]

MTE

[(Anonymous)]

Link please. For research purposes.

[(Anonymous)]

Isn't that a pro romance novel where he has to, and I quote Smart Bitches Trashy Books, "fuck your ass to save your life"?

[(Anonymous)]

Is that a Twilight rewrite?