[ SECRET POST #3449 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3449 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Billion Dollars

[(Anonymous)]

...2 or 3 billion? Buy a couple houses outside the US in case we end up with President Trump. I'd be rich enough (and I'm white) that he wouldn't be a bother to me personally, but I'd still want to get away. Um. Dump tons of money into charities--Planned Parenthood, Doctors Without Borders, the ASPCA and my local Humane Society, battered women's and homeless shelters, Heifer International, food banks. Pay someone to be my mom's "sober companion" (never seen Elementary, are they a real thing?) Buy her a nice house. Pay off my friends' student loans. Dump money on the ones with medical or other financial troubles. A couple of them are caretakers for their sick or elderly family, and I'd pay for someone to mind their relatives while they had vacations if they wanted them. I'd put friends up rent free (I can only be in one of my Trump-free boltholes at a time, anyway) especially if they had uncomfortable or dangerous home lives. All my relatives are my parents generation and I've got no siblings or cousins or anything, so I'd set up a really swanky eldercare home for when my aunts and uncles and family friends without family need it. Do that thing where you buy/sponsor acres of rainforest.

Uh, as far as stuff I want just for me goes, lots of books, art, sewing, and craft supplies and tools, and a big garden or ten. I'd eat better because I could afford more time to cook and better ingredients. Oh, and I guess I would get a handyman/person to stop by once a month like other people have housecleaning services, because I'm a klutz and I break shit a lot. Maybe if I could afford better quality stuff to start that wouldn't be a problem, I dunno. Hire a lawyer on retainer to deal with the inevitable stupid lawsuits for existing and having a ton of money, since someone unscrupulous would probably find out at some point.

Seriously, even one billion is more money than I could spend in a lifetime unless I spent a big chunk having kids via donor moms or something.

Re: Billion Dollars

[(Anonymous)]

Same anon... I meant surrogate moms, so far as I know my eggs are fine. Actually if I wanted heirs to leave money to I'd probably adopt. I don't think I'd be a great parent but if I needed a couple of days off parenting when I turn into a hormonal whackjob I could just hire a nanny on an as-needed basis.