[ SECRET POST #3449 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3449 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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I'll just post the whole opening

[feotakahari]

It is a little-known fact that all living beings, great or small, are born with a finite amount of bucks to give. The beasts of the wild are born with few, as few issues come to stress them, mainly just survival, food and water, and reproduction. Past that, most animals simply don't give a buck, with few exceptions, mainly in domesticated pets, and only towards their owners.

The superiorly intelligent races of ponies, donkeys, and other like minded creatures are born with a surpassingly large amount of bucks, to help carry them through daily stresses and responsibilities. The well being of friends and family, laws, taxes, and politics, all largely pressure the pony psyche, and thus, evolution has equipped them with more and more bucks to give.

The race of alicorns, however, are a curious breed. While their physiology allows for immortality, they are born with an amount of bucks fairly equal to the average pony, and instead use superior intelligence to delegate these bucks to only the most pressing of matters, and forcing many other decisions to the trows of logic to minimize buck giving.

This evolution has shown that ponies very rarely run out of bucks to give before they pass on. Exceptions have been seen within the community of severely elderly ponies, but due to their inability to produce any true catastrophe, this has not been recognized as an absence of bucks. It has been recognized as "dementia", or more simply, a mental affliction of the elderly.

An instance where a pony has run out of bucks while still in his or her prime is exceedingly rare, happening only once in recorded history, to a young princess alicorn known as Twilight Sparkle.

This is the story of that day.

Re: I'll just post the whole opening

[(Anonymous)]

Wow, that's quite the preamble.

Re: I'll just post the whole opening

[(Anonymous)]

allllllllllrighty then!

Re: I'll just post the whole opening

[(Anonymous)]

were they trying to sound like Jane Austen..?