[ SECRET POST #3450 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3450 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Cracked After Hours]


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03.
[Disney's Sword in the Stone]


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04.
[Pokémon Sun and Moon]


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05.
(Charlie Hunnam)


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06.
[Jodie Foster]


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07.
[New Blood]


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08.
[DC Rebirth]


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09.
[Jane the virgin / Juana la virgen]











Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 29 secrets from Secret Submission Post #493.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Truth or dare! (another try, as it wasn't so active last night)

[herpymcderp]

I've never smelt wet dog

I don't recommend it lol. Smells a little like butthole.

Re: Truth or dare! (another try, as it wasn't so active last night)

[kallanda_lee]

While we're on the issue of truth...HAVE you ever smelled a butthole?

Re: Truth or dare! (another try, as it wasn't so active last night)

[herpymcderp]

Yep.

Surprisingly (or unsurprisingly?), it was a girl's butthole.

Re: Truth or dare! (another try, as it wasn't so active last night)

[kallanda_lee]

Well I hope you both had fun!

Re: Truth or dare! (another try, as it wasn't so active last night)

[herpymcderp]

It was a 7/10 experience despite the butt lol.

Re: Truth or dare! (another try, as it wasn't so active last night)

[kallanda_lee]

Okay, I do keep wondering how you get to the point of sniffing butthole (just stop me if i get too rude)?

TMI for sex talk maybe?

[herpymcderp]

Good ol' 69.

If you're getting real deep in there your nose is just kind of ...uh... in the vicinity, as it were. I'm not into rimming so I'm expecting that's as close as my face will get to a butthole in my time.

Re: TMI for sex talk maybe?

[kallanda_lee]

I have been educated.

Re: Truth or dare! (another try, as it wasn't so active last night)

[(Anonymous)]

Did you tell her it smelled like wet dog?

Re: Truth or dare! (another try, as it wasn't so active last night)

[herpymcderp]

No.

Re: Truth or dare! (another try, as it wasn't so active last night)

[(Anonymous)]

I guess you know what butthole smells like.

Re: Truth or dare! (another try, as it wasn't so active last night)

[herpymcderp]

I already said I did, nonny.

Them's the dangers of performing oral sex on people with questionable hygiene.

Re: Truth or dare! (another try, as it wasn't so active last night)

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, I thought you were actually doing something butt-related, like rimming or something. It was just oral sex, and you could smell her butthole? That's seriously bad hygiene, and I am now grossed out.

Re: Truth or dare! (another try, as it wasn't so active last night)

[herpymcderp]

I explained above, but yeah. I'm not actually into butt stuff, shockingly.

(I mean, I'm negotiable, but not in the rimming department. Just strikes me as a little too unhygienic)

Re: Truth or dare! (another try, as it wasn't so active last night)

[nightscale]

Huh, I never figured it would smell that bad. Just like wet fur.

Re: Truth or dare! (another try, as it wasn't so active last night)

[herpymcderp]

Noooo. Wet dog smell is notorious for a reason.

They also really like to roll in dead things and poop. So.