[ SECRET POST #3451 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3451 ⌋

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Comments

Re: MRA Thread

[(Anonymous)]

They're bad this time of year. I heard something like a chimpanzee almost dragged off a child in Arkansas. Keep safe if you live near the Mississippi River!

Re: MRA Thread

[herpymcderp]

But why are there apes in Mississpi? Isn't that out of samsquantch range?

Re: MRA Thread

[(Anonymous)]

The Mississippi River Apes aren't that closely related to Sasquatches.

Re: MRA Thread

[herpymcderp]

Are they a different species, or do they interbreed? Inquiring cryptozoologists want to know.

Re: MRA Thread

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know. It's unlikely that they'd meet in the wild, but maybe if someone finally managed to capture one of each, they could try to breed them and see what happens.

Re: MRA Thread

[(Anonymous)]

NAYRT--I dunno, aquatic apes would probably not have much body hair and would store subcutaneous fat, so they'd be, I dunno, fat, naked people who maybe had webbed toes and fingers? I don't think they'd look much like Sasquatch, which would be like bears compared to manatees or something.

Re: MRA Thread

[herpymcderp]

Well, no one said they were aquatic. They could just live near the river.