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⌈ Secret Post #3471 ⌋

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[It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia]

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[Brooklyn Nine-Nine]

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[1931: Scheherazade at the Library of Pergamum]

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[outlander, ontd-sassenach]

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(Voltron: Legendary Defender)

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[Michael Kamen]

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[Captain America (MCU), Daredevil (MCU), Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, and Bleach]

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What is your strangest kink? Or do you have any you think are particularly unusual?

So I'm a straight female (or at least mostly straight I think). Except I'm really turned on by breasts. Really turned on to the point I've thought about M/F/F threesomes, but just with breast play. But I'm too into dudes to imagine being in an exclusively F/F relationship.

Well, lately this kink has taken a really weird turn. I've started fantasizing and dreaming about cis men but with breasts and cis women but with dicks. It started as random dreams, but it has become an obsession. I don't even think this kink exists in fics or fanart, and I'm fairly positive it doesn't exist in porn.

I just really, for some reason, now like fantasizing about breasts and dicks on the same body.

I've started fantasizing and dreaming about cis men but with breasts and cis women but with dicks. It started as random dreams, but it has become an obsession. I don't even think this kink exists in fics or fanart,

For the first one, look through the "Male lactation" tag on Ao3 (assuming the lactation part doesn't squick you). There's some original fic for that and you can make yourself a male character with breasts on Corruption of Champions. There's also a condition called gynecomastia (enlarged breasts on men) that there might be some live action porn with.

For the second one, the term you're looking for is "futanari" and there is a fuckton of porn for that, mostly of the weeaboo sort (hentai, manga, Japanese doujinshi, etc). You can find it in fic too, it has its own tag on Ao3 and Literotica.

Hope that helps. Go your way and sin some more.

Gonna go with a/b/o and I like most of the tropes of this kink except for omegas not having any control over anything. But most of the rest of it, yep.

IRL, puppy play. I have dreams about it.

In fanfiction, ABO.

Probably oviposition or macrophilia.

I have a huge, huge, HUGE thing for foot-kissing. It's weird because I do not have any sort of foot fetish in any other way. It's just the action of someone kissing another's foot, either bare or in shoes (especially if the two characters' relationship has overtones that could invoke comparisons to master/servant or lord/subject dynamics, but not restricted to that) that drives me wild.

Let me just say that I am greatly disappointed that there are no boarding schools (that I can find) in the US.

In a forbidden romance between two consenting people of the same age, I mean.

There are boarding schools in the U.S ~~I did a ton of research on them for a f/f/ fic I wrote~~. Exeter is probably the most well-known.

Boarding Schools by State.

We have boarding schools! I went to one!

AND LOOK HOW SHE TURNED OUT

Re: Strangest Kink?

sparrow_lately - 2016-07-06 03:20 (UTC) - Expand

Strangest how? I guess in terms of "why are you even into this/when would this even come up," the idea of person A holding person B underwater just long enough to cause panic then pulling them out is....weirdly hot to me? Wtf, self

Breathplay is an unusual kink, I guess, but it's not really all that rare. There's tons of porn to be had.

Breath play is cool; it's the specificity

I think the amputee thing is "least standard".

This sentence out of context is the funniest thing and I don't know why

kallanda_lee - 2016-07-06 00:16 (UTC) - Expand

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sparrow_lately - 2016-07-06 00:38 (UTC) - Expand

Possession (like demonic or spirit, I've mentioned it before on here.)

Also I have a real thing for Deity/Virgin Sacrifice dynamics?

Macro/Micro.

I'd like to make out or fuck a guy while pretending to be/dressed as a guy but I don't know any het cis males that are into that. (I'm a cis het female.)

I mean, there are always cis bi/bicurious guys? Or would him being het be part of it?

(but I am sure there is some het dude out there somewhere who would be into it, just statistically)

I think it's called Twelfth Nighting.

(Well, no, but it SHOULD be.)

Inflation. It's gross, but it gets me off.

stomach bulge

Pegging. (Cis woman, btw.)

Bondage + mirrors?
It's one of the more notable ones, that I... encountered in my initial foray into smutfic XD

I also find the idea of "my scars let me show you them" type conversations irresistable. Not necessarily in a sexual way, either.
(I'd go as far as to say it's more pale than anything. Then again, I am a filthy Homestuck :P)
(...My love of palerom is probably an unusual kink in and of itself XD)