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⌈ Secret Post #452 ⌋

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If those are your Death Is Not An Option choice, then you are PLAYING THE GAME WRONG.

Santa Claus or Dennis Kucinich?

Definitely, definitely Santa Claus. At least you'll get some loot out of it.

Donald Trump or Rush Limbaugh?

Donald Trump. I once had to dump a guy because he was a Republican. Which would have been fine, except he was real loud about it. And Canadian, so the whole endeavor didn't make much sense to me.

Benjamin Franklin or Alexander Hamilton?

Both. I don't even WANT death as an option.

OH YEAH, BABY, TELL ME ABOUT FEDERALISM

Edited 2008-04-01 22:37 (UTC)

Curse the sexiness of America's historical rebels! Personally, I would have gone with Hamilton; he's fresher.

But what of Canada's more mundane and, frankly, funny-looking politicos? John A. Macdonald or Alexander Mackenzie?

Ahhhh, but my love for Franklin is uneclipsed by any other founding father except MAYBE Jefferson or Madison.

Since I assume you mean the Prime Minister Mackenzie and not his much hotter explorer counterpart, I'm gonna have to go with middle-aged Macdonald hardcore.

Bush Sr. or Ronald Reagan? And old Reagan (http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/4325/oldreaganhg0.jpg), not hot young Reagan (http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/4753/youngreaganzs3.jpg).

(links fixed)

Edited 2008-04-01 23:05 (UTC)

Yes, and I sorta love what an arrogant genius asshole Franklin came across as in his auto-biography. "I had a friend, and I was the most excellent friend to him. And then he died, assuring me that it was my friendship which he valued most. I am a most excellently loyal friend, even to those who are somewhat dull of wits, like my friend who just died was. Furthermore, his widow is immensely attractive. More later."

Well, in that case, I'll take the young, not hot Bush Sr (http://home.earthlink.net/~twainable/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/president_george_herbert_walker_bush_skull_and_bones.jpg). And since we've been ignoring the ladies so far...

Barbara Bush or Nancy Reagan, as they are today?

Oh christ, he looks just like a football player I went to high school with.

I'm gonna have to go with Nancy Reagan, cause she oozes less pure evil and I'm not as afraid of breaking her hip.

Speaking of assholes, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or Vladimir Putin?

Vladimir Putin, even though I'd probably get radiation poisoning from a toe-clipper a week afterwards.

Ok, moving away from politicians.

Muhammad Yunus or Stephen King, as they are now?

Yunus, because I hear Stephen King has horrific B.O.

Albert Einstein when he was old or the guy from Mad Money?

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Oh, lord, As Good As It Gets, no contest.

Cramer scares the shit out of me, and not just because he gives crappy financial advice.

Sean Connery in Never Say Never Again or 1950s Ernest Hemingway?

Sean Connery, no question.

Someone who's on fire on someone who's made of fiber-glass?

Even though he's really gross in that movie?

DDD: oh god I don't want either. If I had to pick, though, fiberglass.

Bill O'Reilly or a grizzly bear?

Papa Bear. Actual bears are godless killing machines.

Ann Coulter or a godless killing machine?

No, no, no, you're supposed to say two different things.

Oh my gosh, you're right!

Ann Coulter or a godless killing machine wearing a funny hat?

They're not the same thing? Ann Coulter, but only so I could get confirmation that he's a man.

Bed time!

Albert Einstein. Evidently he had a great sense of humor! Meanwhile, Jim Cramer's level of excitement... concerns me.

Jack Nicholson in About Schmidt, or Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets?

Franklin was pretty pimpin', according to a few accounts I've read.

Franklin liked to fuck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABFQ-T3uAVI).

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