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If you were going to describe the most sexually attractive person you can imagine, what name would you give them?

And on the other hand, what names do you find horribly unsexy?

Sexiest male name: Oscar, Isaac, Oscar Isaac (I genuinely think those names are really sexy outside of Oscar Isaac though)

I can get Isaac, but Oscar? Reminds me of the name of a cat.

Re: Sexiest name

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Oscar reminds me of Oscar Wilde, and yep, that works for me in the sexy department!

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*slow clap* :D

After all the cringe that was the prequels, "Anakin" will never be sexy to me. I feel bad for all the kids that got named after him

Were there many?

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da

+ most prominent drama fantasy or mythical names on a regular person

Sephiroth

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It's a bit funny but the name Anakin reminds me of a cat with only two legs.

sexy - Sasha

unsexy - Doug

yas

I can't think of any sexy ones. I think I am drawn to more traditional names like Robert, Thomas, and Alexander.

But unsexy ones would be Chuck, Denver, Dick, Walter.

My husband's name is Chuck. :( But it is a nickname off of Charles, is Charles any better?

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I agree on your traditional names would add Nathaniel. I wouldn't exactly say "sexy", but it's a male name I like, Nathan however is less interesting, and also reminds me of a cousin.

I think the name Bruce encapsulates everything I find sexy in a man. Strong, possibly mischievous, a little harsh.

The sexiest woman I could imagine would be named Jillian, and she would be a total vamp.

Unsexy names? Horace, Wilbur, Irma, Barbara

As a lady with such a name, thank you.

I always liked the name Abraxas

That's not a name though but a misspelling of an acronym for the bodies in the solar system.

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Sexiest: Gabriel. Tristan. Oliver.

Least sexiest: David. I've had too many bad dates named David. Sorry, Davids.

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Sexiest names - older/traditional names that I think sound nice. Like Alexander, Daniel, Eric, Miranda, Tom, Vivien, etc.

Least sexy - anything that sounds like a creepy middle aged guy or a frat boy. Stuff like Chuck, Doug, Dwayne, Gavin, Hugh, Kevin, Keith, Kyle, Larry, Preston, Walter.

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Sexiest male names: Julian, Adrian, Tristan, Xavier
Unsexiest: Dwight, Donald, Gilbert (Gilbert Blythe is the exception), Siegfried

Sexiest female name: ...not one in particular, but I love very feminine Italian names (Avelina, Alessia, Liana, etc.)
Unsexiest: Hortense, Gertrude, Mildred

Like....how did anyone ever say about their unborn baby, "Ahhh, yes, Hortense! The perfect name for our precious daughter!"

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My brother used to work under a lifeguard named Cody Fox when he was young. He used to insist that Cody Fox was THE sexiest name for a guy, and said we should date purely on that criteria. I personally never agreed.

As for my opinion of the sexiest name I'd tag a guy with: Ramrod Woodcock.

The unsexiest: Melvin Eugene Punymeyer.

...we are talking porn names, right?

Well, I guess it has to do with what kind of people I associate with the names.

"Exotic" names like Francesco or Isabella. I always imagine someone super fine Spanish or Italian lover whenever I hear those names.

"Normal" names like Chris and Kelly, usually make me think of sexy in a Guy/Girl Next Door kind of way.

Unsexy names are names that I usually associate with cranky old people, like Frank or Gertrude.

And it's not the rhyme with sex because Dex and Rex do nothing for me. I But, yeah, Lex, and also, Alex, and Alec. And I've always thought Jesse was.

I think Tasha and Natasha are pretty sexy, but Nat is the opposite for me.

Sebastian for males, Samantha for females (but now it's forever ruined by Kim Cattrall's face).