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Ashleigh and Saoirse

Awww. My SO had a grandma Saoirse. I always liked it, though she's the only American I've met with that name.

Enis for a boy.

Letcher, which is said the same as "lecher";which means a really dirty, pervy old man. This was done by a former coworker. Even when told what it meant, her reply was that it was spelt differently. What adds to this is the reason they called him that. They liked the name Fletcher but wanted the name to start with L cus mummy's name started with L. And no the parents were not teenagers.

There is also Login (said like Logan)...I'm wondering if their 2nd child will be named Password...

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Oh God, shades of Darlie Routier...not to mention the Duggars. Parents who insist on everyone in the family having a name that starts with the same letter belong in some special hell.

One of the baristas at the Starbucks I go to is named Star Child.

Kreg. Sounds like Mom and Dad couldn't make up their minds whether to call their kid Craig or Greg, so they kind of mushed them together. It sounds like a name for a robot in a 1950s B movie.

I feel sorry for the guy, but for some reason I can't stop laughing at that name and your describtion. Thanks, I really needed that.

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I know a guy named Graig!

He and Kreg should get together and swap some letters.

Re: Worst name you've come across IRL?

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Stormy Moneymaker.

I suspect it's her stripper name, but she swore it was on her birth certificate. She was a little unhinged.

A customer who came into the store I work at was named Latrina. Without even a capital T to make it LaTrina and at least

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A customer who came into the store I work at was named Latrina. Without even a capital T to make it LaTrina and at least <i?kind of</i> offset the fact that it's almost the same word as latrine.

When I was a teacher's aide, one of my students was named Chauncey.

Oh man, that's a toss up between Jacqueline Hyde (I know her brother, he SWEARS the name wasn't on purpose) and Childress Pillsbury, who was a friend of a friend.

When I heard about this, I said, "Jesus, that kid must've been MURDERED in middle school."

Friend responded, "No, actually, because he was smart and came up with a nickname to go by instead."

"What?"

"Chill Pill."

GENIUS.

Nemesis

Harry Bone

Velvetta. I managed to keep a straight face when the man told me that was his wife's name with a helpful "like the cheese" so I'd spell it right. I still don't know how I managed it.

sa. I also don't think I'll ever manage to forget about the woman I heard named her daughter Areola because it "sounded pretty".

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Noah-Fabrice

(He actually had a sister with a similarily horrible name, but for the life of me, I can't recall it)

I'll never not make fun of American McGee for being named that.

I knew two brothers named Major and Sergeant. They had a baby sister named Colonel.

Tim Kim.

Jim Shu.

Ben Dover.

North West.

"Richard Long, but my friends call me Dick."

Babymale with an accent mark over the "e".

A girl named Female (pronounced feh-MAHL-ee).

You know their parents were just fucking LAZY.

A boy with Joseph for first AND last names. *shaking my head*