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⌈ Secret Post #3491 ⌋

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[A Game of Thrones, Lyanna Mormont]

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[Taylor Swift]

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[Spongebob Squarepants]

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[old French politics, RPS]

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[Sherlock Holmes, "The Final Problem”]

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(Camille Bordey and Richard Poole, Death in Paradise)

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[Futurama]

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[Bill Skarsgård at Pennywise in the new remake of It]

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Ahaha that made me imagine a sitcom scenario where the clueless girl hides the fact that she's a total virgin until they're naked in bed then the guy is like wtf you too!? What now

Drink until you're both too wasted to remember the night when the sun rises. Then you can go on a madcap adventure to retrace your steps and discover what mayhem your alcoholism led to!

I dunno, I'm a (cis female) 33 year old virgin, and if I was about to fuck some guy and he panicked because we were both virgins, I'd, well, I guess I'd feel kind of weird because I wasn't particularly ignorant about the mechanics of sex after I was six or seven. My parents had an old copy of either the Masters and Johnson sexuality study or something that cribbed a lot from it, there were bad photocopies from the kama sutra and diagrams of refraction times and it basically made sex seem kind of boring and clinical, but I'd probably ask the guy a few questions because shock at being faced with another virgin would weird me out more than his lack of experience.

Ye... ah thats why I said clueless to specify the type of virgin

AYRT--I guess I just have a hard time imagining a pair of adult virgins where both are clueless outside of situations where it would be sad or depressing, like if they both came from very religious conservative families and were super sheltered, like the perennial joke where a couple who've been married awhile go to a fertility clinic because they haven't conceived despite an active sex life and it turns out the guy's been fucking the wrong hole the whole time. Like, yeah, it's funny as a one-off joke, but what were their lives like that they were so ignorant. If it's a pair of teen virgins who have no clue, that's still sad that they didn't have decent sex ed, but once they're out from under their parents' control, they at least can learn.

You should probably avoid comedy

I don't avoid all comedy, but a lot of cringe comedy just makes me want to curl up in an anxious ball and roll away.

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