[ SECRET POST #3497 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3497 ⌋

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Comments

If your hometown was a person...

[(Anonymous)]

...what would they look like?

Re: If your hometown was a person...

[mrs_don_draper]

Al Capone

Re: If your hometown was a person...

[dancingmouse]

Perfect!

Seconding.

Re: If your hometown was a person...

[kaijinscendre]

The guy with the gun in this.

Re: If your hometown was a person...

[(Anonymous)]

LMAO where are you from lolol

Re: If your hometown was a person...

[kaijinscendre]

My original hometown is Union, SC. Voted #2 in worst places to live in SC. https://www.roadsnacks.net/these-are-10-cities-in-south-carolina-that-need-a-hug-right-now/

GO TEAM!

Re: If your hometown was a person...

[lb_lee]

omfg bahahaha well played, nobody's going to top you on that one!

Re: If your hometown was a person...

[(Anonymous)]

A scruffy hippie who drinks beer and floats on the river all day

Re: If your hometown was a person...

[(Anonymous)]

What's your hometown, friend

Re: If your hometown was a person...

[(Anonymous)]

A place that isn't Austin TX, but is close to Austin TX and similar to Austin TX (but no ones heard of it)

Re: If your hometown was a person...

[(Anonymous)]

Trying to keep housing prices low? Fair enough

Re: If your hometown was a person...

[lb_lee]

...

New Braunsfels?

Re: If your hometown was a person...

[(Anonymous)]

Close to New Braunsfels! Though New Braunsfels I would say: The same description except they are also wearing liederhosen.

(Okay I give up its San Marcos)

Re: If your hometown was a person...

[lb_lee]

OH DUDE MY BROTHER TOTALLY LIVES THERE, haha! I used to live in Austin, and had a lot of family in San An, so we went through New Braunsfels and San Marcos all the time.

Re: If your hometown was a person...

[(Anonymous)]

Man, that's a really hard question, it's changed so much in the last 10 or 15 years. And it wasn't simple before that. Shit.

Ummmm probably a late 30s guy, tall, slim, rides the bike a lot, wears glasses, balding, dresses kinda prep, wears a lot of windbreakers.

Re: If your hometown was a person...

[(Anonymous)]

It would look like the most inbred, gun-toting redneck with a Walmart sticker on his forehead and an oversized McDonald's burger in hand.

Re: If your hometown was a person...

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Sydney looks urbane but occasionally comes out with some really bogan (redneck) things.

Lismore is a nice, mildly country person and likes to surf occasionally with Byron Bay.

Brisbane is more bogan than Sydney but has been pulling up their game in recent years and has become more urbane, but still loves a good game of rugby and always has friendly arguments with Sydney every year over the State of Origin.

(I was born in Sydney, grew up mostly in Lismore, have lived my adult life in Brisbane. Byron Bay is an hour's drive out of Lismore.)