[ SECRET POST #3506 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3506 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[http://transgirlnextdoor.tumblr.com/]











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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

"And to guys over 6 feet with a handsome beard and good credit scores, my downstairs smells like your favorite memory of your mother."

I just cringed super hard.

[(Anonymous)]

I did too but I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.

What is it supposed to mean?

[kallanda_lee]

You're probably a healthy human being.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a confused human being. How would a vagina smell like a favorite memory of a mother? Is she saying it smells like freshly baked cookies and hugs or something?

[kallanda_lee]

That's what I mean. You ask the right questions. I'm not an expert on vagina's, but I'm pretty sure they should never smell of memories of your mother.

[arcadiaego]

They don't, in my experience, but even if they did why would that be a GOOD thing?! D:

[(Anonymous)]

nayrt

and is the dude supposed to have some kind of weird oedipal complex? why would they want their SO's junk to remind them of their mother?

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know but in the comic after that it appears she thinks the natural state of vaginas is to smell like fish?

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

yeah, the only time my hooha smelled like that was when I had a bacterial infection a few years ago. bad times...

[(Anonymous)]

+1, if it smells fishy there is something wrong, go to the fucking doctor.

[(Anonymous)]

/cough
It also sometimes smells fishy when you ate certain kinds of fish the day before. Happens to a lot of women completely without any infection.

[(Anonymous)]

+1

I haven't made that experience personally, because I don't like sea food. But what you eat definitely affects the smell and taste of your downstairs fluids for both men and women.

[caerbannog]

I have never met a vagina that smells like fish and all my understanding is if it smells fishy it's because something is out of balance and...fishy.

[(Anonymous)]

Only if said vagina has certain kinds of fairly nasty infection.

[(Anonymous)]

If a guy put his face near my vagina and told me it made him think of his mother... he's not going to be putting anything near my vagina again.

[(Anonymous)]

..so I basically read this as,

"To [guys I find hot], I [want to] read to your backbrain as a woman who will make you feel both cared for and dominated."

... um. Just leaving that there.