[ SECRET POST #458 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #458 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Happy birthday to shahni!

Secrets Left to Post: 12 pages, 291 secrets from Secret Submission Post #066.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

52/45/35/15/07/06

[tamburlaine.livejournal.com]

06: This is fucking disturbing. If Metalocalypse were real, they would come into your house while you were sleeping, black bag you, and bring you back to Mordhaus to torture you and then sew you back together so they could torture you again. Then they'd shoot you from a cannon while you were tied to firecrackers. I sincerely suggest that you reform your disturbing thoughts.

07: Wankbait. GTFO.

15: Me too, but then I started loving it. I think I had a weird crush on that guy.

35: Lol. T-REX AS SCAVENGER, PLZ.

45: Not a rare feeling. You're not alone, secret poster.

52: What happened re: this secret? Is there wank I'm not aware of? Someone fill me in?!

Re: 52/45/35/15/07/06

[goingvogue.livejournal.com]

Ditto on 52, did I miss some wank or what?

Re: 52/45/35/15/07/06

[ex-parle.livejournal.com]

lol, they played this april fools prank where you had a certain amount of time, like 24 hours, to fill out this application and only 1,000 applicants would be picked to remain in the community. They did it got iheartcinema, too. :)

Re: 52/45/35/15/07/06

[(Anonymous)]

They also required you to go participate in some "official research" on Jensen Ackles where you basically had to look at a bunch of pictures and then express your undying love for him.

Re: 52/45/35/15/07/06

[ex-parle.livejournal.com]

Oh yes~ I just skimmed that post.

Re: 52/45/35/15/07/06

[tamburlaine.livejournal.com]

ROFL. Oh man. So basically, Secret Poster doesn't have a very good sense of humor.

Okay now I understand and I'm laughing so hard. Ooooh boy.

Re: 52/45/35/15/07/06

[pierrelle.livejournal.com]

Seeee, you understand ;)

Re: 52/45/35/15/07/06

[(Anonymous)]

06: But... dude. In the Metalocalypse universe, being personally tortured by them would be such an honor.

Also, totally fucking metal.

Re: 52/45/35/15/07/06

[tamburlaine.livejournal.com]

Only if you're a true fan, and that bullshit slashy crap would NOT be happily accepted as good fan behavior.

Dethklok slashers will be persecuted like those who download Dethklok music illegally. LURK MOAR and REPENT!

07 OP

[(Anonymous)]

No kidding. Why do you think it's a secret?

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[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

The only thing funnier than diehard Metalocalypse slashers are people who are seriously disturbed by the idea of Metalocalypse slash.

Re: 06

[tamburlaine.livejournal.com]

I aim to please. ;)

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[boogiepop-nagi.livejournal.com]

35. Oh bah, the only people that actually believe Tyrannosaurus rex was an obligate scavenger are people who don't do their own research and just let a DUCKBILL EXPERT with little knowledge of Theropoda do the thinking for them. >:(

Re: 35

[tamburlaine.livejournal.com]

You just made my day. I just woke up and this reply was the first thing in my inbox. OMG. Dinosaur geeks ftw.

Re: 35

[boogiepop-nagi.livejournal.com]

Damn right! XD

Re: 35

[tamburlaine.livejournal.com]

I'm so friending you. I'm a beer snob dinosaur lover dethklok fan who was also born in 1985. UNCANNY.