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[ SECRET POST #3512 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3512 ⌋

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07. http://i.imgur.com/0TwpJgh.jpg

10/10 secret, OP. ♥

The denial from his fans ought to be hilarious to watch. I expect Babygate levels of "This photo is clearly altered but THIS photo proves he still has a full head of hair!"

Most of them will simply transfer their affections elsewhere, of course. Can't love a balding guy.

Is balding that damning among the fickle fangirl masses? Yikes

Also: babygate level is the best way to measure anything

I don't think so.

"I'd say this fanwank is about .7 babygates, or 70 centibabygates."

Love it. I'm on board with this measurement scheme.

This comment is life giving

Whut.

I like you (also I find it sort of sad when attractive guys lose their hair - why didn't you weed that shit out, evolution?)

It's passed down on the mother's side and correlates with high testosterone, if that helps any.

It's very unfortunate hat that correlation exists. But I always figured inthe past most guys reproduced prior to balding anyway. It's weird, cause there's like no baldness whatsoever in my family, on either side, so it still weirds me out.

I'm the same way and it makes me feel very shallow, but the men on both sides of my family don't start losing their hair until their 60s, and even then keep most of it until the day they die. When I look at guy with thinning hair in his late 20s it's like... ...ouch. I'm sure he's a great guy but in my head he reads like he's somebody's unfuckable grandpa.

I have legit checked the family history of dating prospects to ensure that our relationship can have a future.

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kallanda_lee - 2016-08-15 23:34 (UTC) - Expand

Have you assembled any visual aids? Like, a recent pic with his former hairlines drawn on and labeled "hairline ca. 2012" and so on?

what I don't get is, his Loki hair is clearly a wig- why don't they just compensate for the tragic hairline and set it further forward??

I was wondering if OP was taking into account when monitoring his hairline that if he's in costume, it's not always going to be his real hair, but yeah, they're probably not going to set his fake hairline further back than in reality.

Probably because it's easier to anchor a wig to your real hair and make it look realistic than it is to create a whole new hairline.

because white people don't know how to apply a lace front and Hollywood doesn't employ black people

i fucking lost it

I don't think it has impacted Jude Law all that much.

That's what I was thinking. Hair line or no, that man is gorgeous.

I like this secret. Don't know why, but I do. :)

He has a fivehead. I like him anyway.

LOL

Too bad he doesn't have the face to pull off bald. I personally like Stanley Tucci and Mark Strong much better without hair.

_{Though lbr, he doesn't have the face to pull off hair either.}

Oooh, Mark Strong... yessss

Eh, it's not as if he mostly plays romantic leads anyway; He'll be fine.

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