[ SECRET POST #3517 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3517 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Dirty Secrets Thread

[(Anonymous)]

I've been really, really gassy for a couple of weeks now and don't know why (no change in diet or anything, although I have been making a point to drink more water). It seems to happen mostly in the evening and I spend time contorting myself into shapes I think might help expel gas faster. (Actually doing that right now as I type. You're welcome.)

Re: Dirty Secrets Thread

[(Anonymous)]

IIRC back when the "Just in case" worst case scenario books were all the rage, they had an edition that was about romance/relationships and getting rid of gas was one of the problems. Their recommendation was basically to get on your hands and knees and then lean back so that your butt is touching your heels... but still keeping your hands on the ground.

Re: Dirty Secrets Thread

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

I actually read that and it's one of the positions I try! I remember it suggested a scenario where you're on a date and a restaurant and it said go to the bathroom and put some toilet paper on the floor for your knees to go on so you can get down on all fours without getting your clothes dirty.

Right now I'm sort of leaning back on the sofa and scooting my butt forward and lifting my legs.

It's like some kind of farting yoga.

Re: Dirty Secrets Thread

[(Anonymous)]

Try just laying on your stomach with a pillow under your belly. Watch your favorite series and relax. If you feel bubbles pinching, stand up and twist slowly from side to side at the waist (~90 degrees). Jump a little while loosening up and lay down to relax again. Give it at least half an hour.

While on the toilet: put a stack of toilet rolls (or bricks, etc.) under each foot so you end up squatting: makes for easier movement of both gas and feces and prevents constipation.