[ Secret Post #459 ]

[shahni.livejournal.com]

⌈ Secret Post #459 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

- Case's computer crashed, so 70 secrets were lost! If you don't see your secret this week, please re-submit them and we'll have them up! We're really sorry for the inconvenience!

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Comments

[numerousoptions.livejournal.com]

911: this is 911 what is your problem

Caller: i've just been raped

911: sir, where are you?

Caller: why do you need to know that

911: so we can dispatch police to help you

Caller: why would i want that

911: ...sir, i-

Caller: i was calling to ask if you could give me directions to where i can get a marriage license

911: sir, i don't understand-

Caller: because i wanna marry this guy who just raped me

911: ...

Caller: also, if you could tell me if gay marriage is legal here yet, that'd be great

911: ...

Caller: oh, but hey, if you're gonna send people over, bring some tostitos

and a 2 liter of sprite

[moebot.livejournal.com]

Sprite and tostitos? I thought gays were supposed to have good taste. And, like, eat health food and shit like that to stay lithe and uke.

[numerousoptions.livejournal.com]

fuck that, i did 100 crunches and a 30 minute run today, i'll eat a goddamn bag of lime tostitos if i want

meanwhile, i continue to work on my dream of releasing a lucha libre gay romance comic

[moebot.livejournal.com]

My friend and I once planned on making a comic about a superhero called The Gay Agenda who went around town combating intolerance with rainbows and fluffy kitties and delicious quiche.

The plan fell by the wayside when we realized that neither of us had talent in writing and/or illustration.

[numerousoptions.livejournal.com]

i can writes, but i ain't got no talent for drawing

thankfully can find people who do

I LOOK FORWARD TO BOTH ALIENATE BIG TIME SHONEN MALE FANS AND YAOI LOVING GIRLS WITH THIS FUSION OF GENRES

ALSO: MEXICAN GAY BOYS FOR A CHANGE

WOO

[drworm.livejournal.com]

I would so read that comic.

[numerousoptions.livejournal.com]

i have fortunately finally located an artist interested in doing it

i hope to evenly balance SPINNING PILEDRIVERS FROM THE ROPES with INITIALLY AWKWARD MAKE OUTS

also work in more lifelike relationship situations

like: saying something totally wrong and then only 5 seconds later do you realize the stupid thing you just said

and then you both sit there

in silence

at the mcdonald's

additionally: pulling/lifting the pants off a guy who's already got a boner

accidentally resulting in a temporary snag, so when the pants come off, the tension released makes the dong bounce around, back and forth

and then both people are laughing too much to have sex

[moebot.livejournal.com]

You are so fucking magical.

HOORAY ME

[numerousoptions.livejournal.com]

probably also going to work in a lot of references to this guy

[(Anonymous)]

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too fucking much win. fuck you're both amazing.

HOORAY ME AGAIN

[numerousoptions.livejournal.com]

AND HOORAY FOR POISON

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

That amused me. And I do like a bit of the nonstupid yaoi.