[ SECRET POST #3524 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3524 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Tinder/Bumble/Grindr Thread

[ill_omened]

Grindr is pretty perfect for that 'I am going to deeply regret this once I go through with it' hookup. Generally go through cycles of re-installing it, getting a million creeps or really desperate guys messaging me in quick succession and uninstalling.

I finally got onto the Tinder and Bumble train last week. I need to sort out a proper profile at some point - my current one was thrown together for funposting on a whim, and is just a pick of me in shades, with a bio of 'workaholic, alcoholic, weaboo + height'. Still having more success then I thought I would, with a couple prospective dates on the cards.

Bumble has taught me just how bad most women are with opening messages online. Just an endless stream of "Hey" or "Hi :)". Come on fam, put at least the minimal effort into this.

Re: Tinder/Bumble/Grindr Thread

[(Anonymous)]

If all they say is Hey or Hi I always assume they're bots...

Re: Tinder/Bumble/Grindr Thread

[(Anonymous)]

not to add another element to this, but uh..why are you advertising yourself as an alcoholic ?

Re: Tinder/Bumble/Grindr Thread

[herpymcderp]

Pretty sure it's a joke. And you know, drinking is what you do in Britland, apparently.

Re: Tinder/Bumble/Grindr Thread

[diet_poison]

I like how you still threw in a casually sexist bit at the end

(do you really think most guys are better at opening lines?)

Re: Tinder/Bumble/Grindr Thread

[ill_omened]

You get more of the extremes from men (much better opening lines, and far far worse ones). Just a product of how the dating scene tends to work with a tiny fraction of women normally making the first move.