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fandomsecrets2008-04-12 05:46 pm
[ SECRET POST #463 ]
⌈ Secret Post #463 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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2, 3, 9, 36, 62
3. FUCK YEAH, STONE OCEAN
now all we need is more SBR and for part 4 to not look like TOTAL ASS
9. no worries
it'll turn out to be a simulation of a virtual reality simulation of reality
and then time travel
why not
36. AUTO INSURANCE FICTION TIME
Seeing his number on my line put this tense, vicious frustration in me, eating at me, for reasons I'd never be able to voice. When I did pick up the phone, I'd switch over to that pleasant, inoffensive tone I'd worked at for all my life. It was a good skill to know, how to defuse someone with just a relaxed, reassuring "Hey, hey, slow down. I'm here, I'm listening." Even going so far as to press a smile across my face while I take the call. Method acting, I suppose.
But it was him again. Him and his fucking goddamn Toyota from Hell. How it was still in one general piece was beyond me. Once flipped it in a parking garage at low speeds.
It meant I'd be stuck here once more, nearly punching myself in the dick with how backed up I was, Alan waiting at home, chewing on his lip, correctly guessing that I was stuck at the office. He didn't know which shit was delaying me from getting home and satisfying both of us, only that there was definitely one on the phone here. The phone that runs my life, connection supplied to others via business card. And christ, business cards. Already enough people knew my phone number. I never wanted to know theirs. I don't call them at the last minute, keeping them from booking out the door and getting back to their loved ones, or their hour of roller skating, or their cocaine habit, or whatever it was they needed to get back to.
I've had more than enough of this job. I'm not even listening to him. I can't. One mention of his Toyota and my mind is impulsively gone, drifting through space, vacant and unable to be disturbed.
I'm ready to quit, go home, blow a load, sleep it off, and get a job where I don't have to use that god forsaken phone.
It's a demon. A bastard machine that lets others get at you, any time, any place, and ruin your day.
A phone is a curse, and this job is doubly so.
62. pffft
everyone knows the real crossover ships are harry mason/simon tam, cybil bennett/jill valentine, demyx/rocketbilly redcadillac
(but srsly, i digs some crossover)
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