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[ SECRET POST #3547 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3547 ⌋

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the wedding dress thing is because of capitalism and the lawn mowing thing is to keep ticks away and not get lyme disease

No. http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2014/03/grass-lawns-2/

they didn't ask why we have grass just why we cut the grass byyyyyyyyyyyyyyye

It says why. Some guy established "this is what you do with lawns" pamphlets and it carried on.

i don't care

You cared enough to reply. :)

:):):):):):):):):)

And without those pamphlets, people - mouthbreathing simpletons that they are - would never realize that cutting grass drives vermin to the sides and makes the surface more comfortable for playing outside. Thank you, Pamphlet Man.

I have sinus issues and I'd like to slap the shit out of whoever came up with the idea that people who can't breathe through their noses are dumb.

They're dumb and violent, apparently.

Sinus anon has a good point but this was still funny as hell.

can you help me explain to her that wedding dresses and really all clothing is arbitrary I am trying to budget for all these bridesmaids she's insisting on

but how does the horse feel about this second marriage?

On the offchance this isn't a lame joke or troll, if you can't hash out the wedding details between the two of you in a civil manner, you shouldn't be getting married in the first place.

HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT I COULD NOT ASK MY GIRLFRIEND FOR A SKYCLAD WEDDING IN A CIVIL MANNER

Insist on having a Betazoid wedding!

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My girlfriend won't let us get married skyclad

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EXCUSE YOU THIS IS NOT A JOKE

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