[ SECRET POST #3547 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3547 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 32 secrets from Secret Submission Post #507.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

HEY I JUST ASKED GIRLFRIEND ABOUT THIS VERY THING

[(Anonymous)]

So I was like "why don't we eat cats that seems arbitrary" and she's like "don't talk to me about eating cats" and I'm like "what why" and she' slike "I'm a vegetarian who likes cats" and I'm like "but you said I can eat meat openly" and she said "yeah but only normal meat" and I said "what do you mean normal meat" and she said "like cow or chicken" and I'm like WHY IS THIS CONSIDERED NORMAL AND NOT CAT I'VE SEEN LIKE TWO CATS TODAY THEY ARE RIPE FOR THE PICKING

I need a new girlfriend a more reasonable girlfriend a girlfriend who can see through society

Re: HEY I JUST ASKED GIRLFRIEND ABOUT THIS VERY THING

[(Anonymous)]

I know you're trolling, but carnivores aren't as good to eat as herbivores. They aren't as nutritious, and don't taste as good.

Re: HEY I JUST ASKED GIRLFRIEND ABOUT THIS VERY THING

[(Anonymous)]

thank you

Re: HEY I JUST ASKED GIRLFRIEND ABOUT THIS VERY THING

[(Anonymous)]

Excuse you are you insulting my Cat Curry recipe because it has won awards from various people who did not know it contained cat

Re: HEY I JUST ASKED GIRLFRIEND ABOUT THIS VERY THING

[(Anonymous)]

You tell them, nonny!

Re: HEY I JUST ASKED GIRLFRIEND ABOUT THIS VERY THING

[kallanda_lee]

On the odd chance you're not trolling: carnivore meat tends to not be very tasty.

AHEM DID YOU NOT SEE THE POST DIRECTLY ABOVE

[(Anonymous)]

open your mind kallanda

Re: AHEM DID YOU NOT SEE THE POST DIRECTLY ABOVE

[kallanda_lee]

Well, let's make a deal: you kill it and cook it, I'll come over for dinner.

Re: AHEM DID YOU NOT SEE THE POST DIRECTLY ABOVE

[thelesbianfuturist]

Wow, you left that super open. I hope you enjoy your long pig.

Re: HEY I JUST ASKED GIRLFRIEND ABOUT THIS VERY THING

[(Anonymous)]

Please tell me you have a book/graphic novel or something out about your (potentially fictional) adventures with your (potentially fictional) girlfriend. I love the unreliable narrator thing you've got going on. I also hope your published prose has the same capslock ratio as your comments here.

Don't disappoint me, I'm hooked now!