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[ SECRET POST #3548 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3548 ⌋

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[Dark Souls 2]

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[Ouran High School Host Club]

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[Darren Criss]

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[Great British Bake Off, Sue Perkins, Mel Giedroyc]

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[The 100]

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[Death in Paradise]

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[Xena Warrior Princess]

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Inspired by this thread:

http://fandomsecrets.dreamwidth.org/1485020.html?thread=931454684#cmt931454684

Scenario: a standard zombie apocalypse has happened. Roleplay yourself. You can be the biggest Mary Sue or tropey version of yourself you want, but it has to be based on you.

For convenience purposes, assume everyone is for some reason in the same area when the apocalypse hits.

*watches netflix and lazily browses fs while a zombie apocalypse rages outside*

*dies shortly after*

*posts to GC* "is anyone else seeing zombies on the news or is it just me ?"

*gets into long argument about Tumblr's reaction to the zombies*

Was Tumblr's reaction that they were offensive and problematic? Just playing the odds there.

I honestly love that you're trying to start an actual argument about Tumblr in a joke thread about zombies

I love f!s

I've seen a post on Tumblr that suggests there'd be reactions along the lines of "you can't say that, that's discrimination against zombies!" from some (nonspecific) users.
Although it's near-certain there'd be anti-zombie peeps as well.

I am wearing a bright red bandanna and my shirt is ripped just enough to show a lot of cleavage but not enough to be inappropriate for primetime on The CW.

I am holding a wooden baseball bat with some nails sticking out of it.

"I am here to rescue you.

my corpse groans

oh no!

i've become a zombie

i grab you by the ankle

NO!

My heart weeps. No, not... not her!

There must be a cure! I know it!

I kick you gently in the face.

"Fear not my love! I will find a way!"

Good thing we have an AR10 and two AR15s, plus a bunch of handguns and ammo. And the food storage.

*eyes guinea pigs, then puts boys with girls* And fresh food.

Well, I can't outrun them. But I'd probably be the sort of person who's stock up/hole up somewhere, and not crawl out until like 2 months in (and probably die horribly then).

I'm a decent shot, but since I live in country where guns are rare, I'd probably grab my mostly-decorative sword or try to hit them with a pan.

I'd definitely either go down fighting, or try to survive AWAY from people in general.

*steals a car and floors it to the nearest fancy spa*

Can anyone help me?! I'm really stressed out!!!

--- 5 hours later ---

*posts a bad review on yelp after escaping a hot tub zombie encounter*

Ah damn it, I'm already as good as dead because I thought the smell of rot and decay outside was just coming from the stinkhorns our garden is infected with. Who would have guessed it was zombies?

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