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[ SECRET POST #3550 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3550 ⌋

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If anything does.

Listening to my friend tell me about how she hooked up with a guy at a bar recently. I...don't do that.

I guess when people talk about sexual exploits with their parents. I've never had a parental-aged/situated adult talk to me about their own sexual experience and had it be comfortable.

You do you if this works for you though!

ETA: also porn makes me super uncomfortable. Not in an "other people shouldn't enjoy this" way, in an "I can't enjoy this" way.

Edited 2016-09-23 00:01 (UTC)

I can't stand music with a lot of cursing. It makes me really uncomfortable, which is odd because I do curse.

When random porn comes on my dash. You do you, boo, but personally I'd rather not see your weird lesbianism-for-the-male-gaze porn.

I actually waited until I was 18 to read adult fanfiction.

That's.....adorable.

I read smutty fics but I didn't watch video porn until I was over 18.

omg same I took warnings/ratings as law haha

Having weird-ish but not too weird tastes in sexual things. Not weird enough to be totally perverted, but weird enough that I don't relate to most of the sexual imagery that is out there and don't find most sex scenes in media, and no mainstream porn or erotica hot.

Extreme PDAs. As in people making out and dry-humping each other in public. Doesn't matter what orientation they are, either. It's creepy in the same way a BDSM couple walking around with the sub on a leash in public is creepy. You're making everyone around you a party to your scene whether they want to be or not, and that's fucked up.

This.

+1 It's involving other people in your kinks without their consent.

Hearing people talk about their casual hookups. I find it very off-putting.

Yes, especially because I don't get chances to experience casual hookups.

If you're not telling a funny story (or telling me how fucking weird the other person is) I don't want to hear about your sex life thx

When someone's about to tell a dirt joke, then asks if I'm okay with hearing it. I guess I just radiate a certain vibe.

Things don't make me feel like a prude. There are things that make me feel like a virgin, but that's different.

......doesn't, really. The most I'll get is an uncomfortable no-thanks feeling if I ever ponder doing sexual stuff with my butt. But that's not prudish, I don't think any guys or ladies that like assplay are gross or doing it wrong or anything, I'll just...stick to my vagina thanks

I am super monogamous. I have only had sex with one person and am hoping to keep it that way. I keep getting the sense that I am doing something wrong and should hook up more while I'm young, but I really don't want to.

They're your bits! Whatever you want to do with them is nobody's business.

That is not wrong. Don't let anyone tell you it's wrong, it's just how you do things.

People talking about their sex lives at work.

Teenage affection/sexuality and fashion. It rolled off my back when I was in high school, but now that I teach it, I really wish they'd cover up more and get a damn room. It's so awkward walking through the halls and seeing teenagers getting all canoodley in the middle of the school day. But I'm just a sub, so who am I to say anything (when they're not playing tonsil hockey, then I might say something about school conduct; depends on the school).

Ugh, it's so awkwaaaaarrrrd

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