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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2016-09-28 06:32 pm

[ SECRET POST #3556 ]


⌈ Secret Post #3556 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Lord of the Rings trilogy]



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02.
[pride and prejudice; unnamed others]


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03.
[Endeavour]


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04.
[Tim Curry / Movies: IT, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Clue, Legend]


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06.
[Loud House]


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[MST3K]














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Put another way

[personal profile] chardmonster 2016-09-29 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Most bodice-rippers aren't all like

And then Laird Malcolm went to Ye Olde Towel Cabinet and pulled out The Sex Towel, which he and Lady Farthingham only used for sex.

"Oh Malcolm!" breathed Lady Farthingham. "You remembered! I get ever so wet when your penis enters my vagina, and I do hate doing laundry."


I mean a lot of us use towels but we don't bother using it in a story, especially a SEXY story. It's not that we have towel-related shame, it just isn't something we bother with.

Now if the story ISN'T sexy, and this would show something having to do with character--look how thoughtful and practical Laird Malcolm is!--that's different.