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[Katya Zamolodchikova/Rupaul's Drag Race ]

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Don't worry, OP. If someone wanted to get into your house, I guarantee you it wouldn't matter if the window was open or closed.

I definitely do not know this from experience breaking into locked houses. No siree.

Yeah, I know, cops and any competent locksmith can get a special key made.

Oh you don't even need a key... a couple of bits of relatively strong steel wire with do, as long as you can get them to turn.

Even with a deadbolt.

I'm fairly certain the level of effort and knowledge needed to climb in an open window is a magnitude of order less than fiddling about with wires.

You would think that... but try picking the lock to your own house. You'd be shocked at how easy it is.

Especially when you use a specially shaped small piece of sheet metal.

I find metal pen clips work pretty well for a tension wrench but your feeler pick can be something pretty wimpy as long as you can get a little bit of a kink in the end of it.

>_>

In my experience these newfangled deadbolts sometimes need something you can heave on pretty good to get them to open. Sometimes that means decreasing the malleability of the feeler pick a little so you can kinda get both turning at once.

Why did you say this

So that OP would stop being worried by a silly story, of course.

But that's clearly not why, because your post is mostly saying that they should actually be worried all the time instead of just now

And also bragging

Oh man I reaaaaallllly yyyyyyyyyy don't care so go bother someone else

someday you're going to realize that this refusal to accept responsibility or criticism for even the slightest of wrongs or missteps is not a desirable trait

Literally go fuck yourself.

Go masturbate. You'll feel better.

Re: Halloween stories, and why to avoid them

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I'm AYRT and I didn't respond to this thread because it figured to be a pointless waste of time and the only thing I'm replying for now is to make the point that none of the other replies here were from me

Oh don't worry, I was 98% certain the other anon was my stalker troll. Hence my rude replies.

Sorry if I was actually shitting up your thread.

Herpy, bragging? Never!

That wasn't bragging, dumbass. It was spookifying OP. It's Halloween, get with it.

yeaaaah I was happy living on an upper floor of an apartment building with barred windows.

That is definitely a good way to not have people break into your place. Way too much effort lol.

haha. I mean there would still be break-ins sometimes, but I think in an apartment like I was in the only way really would be going through the door. It was a heavy steel one with bolts that go in four directions. I'm sure somebody somewhere has figured out how to jimmy the things, though.

Well, yeah. But usually apartments have security systems and that's just not worth it unless you really, really want something specific.

It is a good way to die in an apartment fire though.

Uhh

Uhhhhh

Your mom's a good way to die in an apartment fire?

(I have no good response to this)

My mom burns down two high-rises and the tabloids start calling her the Tower Block Arsonist.

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