[ SECRET POST #3586 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3586 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Katya Zamolodchikova/Rupaul's Drag Race ]


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Comments

Re: What would you sell your soul for?

[ariakas]

Define soul? Are we talking "consciousness" a la Madoka here or are we talking magical glowy nebulous thingamabob the sky wizard collects upon your death?

Re: What would you sell your soul for?

[herpymcderp]

Madoka rules, clearly.

Re: What would you sell your soul for?

[ariakas]

Well then clearly you wish for infinite wishes and your second wish is for your soul back.

Re: What would you sell your soul for?

[(Anonymous)]

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

That happened once. Too bad her magical girl body had no mouth, so she couldn't make any further wishes. Oh well, she hadn't wished to be able to speak so I guess that was okay.

Re: What would you sell your soul for?

[ariakas]

I can still write, bitch. Gimme my infinite wishes.

Re: What would you sell your soul for?

[(Anonymous)]

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Sorry, but all wishes must be verbal. I suppose I could make an exception, you probably don't need hands to fight a witch.

Re: What would you sell your soul for?

[ariakas]

Everybody has a physical weapon, you absolutely do have to have hands to fight a witch, shitlord.

Unless my weapon is like a mouth laser or something in which case hey maybe this magical girl thing is pretty dope after all.

Re: What would you sell your soul for?

[(Anonymous)]

Have you seen Evil Dead? You could get a Double Ash special.

Re: What would you sell your soul for?

[herpymcderp]

If only 12 year old girls would think of this.

(well, ok, one kinda did)

Re: What would you sell your soul for?

[ariakas]

12-year-old girls are too busy with distractingly lesbian feelings

I know because I was one

Re: What would you sell your soul for?

[herpymcderp]

But then if you were 12 years old would you wish for more wishes or be distracted by lesbian feelings?

Re: What would you sell your soul for?

[ariakas]

Uhhhhh

Honestly? 12-year-old me would have wished to be a stealth bomber or a ninja or to literally live in the Chrono Trigger setting or something.

Let's be real.

Re: What would you sell your soul for?

[herpymcderp]

Or to be a Sailor Scout? Was that too young? When the fuck did Sailor Moon come out?

Re: What would you sell your soul for?

[ariakas]

I was like 14 when Sailor Moon came out.

OOOOOOOLLLLLDDDD

Though wishing to become a Sailor Scout would be meta as fuck

Re: What would you sell your soul for?

[herpymcderp]

I WON'T WISH TO BE A MAGICAL GIRL BY INSTEAD WISHING TO BE A MAGICAL GIRL.

If only lol

Re: What would you sell your soul for?

[ketita]

I do wonder if in the Madoka world if you wish was to live in a parallel universe that doesn't have magical girls or witches and be a ninja there or something what would happen.

Re: What would you sell your soul for?

[ariakas]

Answer: the thirsty white shitrat would still find a way to fuck you in the end, don't worry.

Re: What would you sell your soul for?

[(Anonymous)]

Kubey twists your wish so you are a ninja on an Earth that never evolved human life or something horrible like that. Bunnycat is such a dick.