[ SECRET POST #3608 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3608 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[herpymcderp]

Your resistance only makes me harder. ;p

[soldatsasha]

You're drunk, Herpy, very very drunk I think. Me too! Which is a poor combination for internet posting!

Sleep it off and we can talk about your raging lust for me in the morning. ;P

[herpymcderp]

Deal.

AND I TOLD YOU I WAS DRUNK THERE WAS SO MUCH GIN.

A FIELD OF GIN

LITRES OF TONIC

My lust for you will only weather the intoxication my dear~

[soldatsasha]

My cowoerker thought that Vodka would be a hilarious present for me so I was very very Russian tonight. I half an ath-leisure tracksuit on because it's fucking freezing, I am sitting in a shitty hotel listening to dance music from 90s. All that's missing is a bear to wrestle. WHAT KIND OF WORD IS WRESTLE WTF IS ENGLISH SPELLING

Oh Herpy your lust might be powerful enough to weather the storm, but I have a delicate and sensitive emotional disposition. Your lust might simply be too powerful for me to handle.

[herpymcderp]

No, excuse yourself.

Go eat fish eggs on bread and then whip yourself with branches in a sauna and dive into a snowbank. Then you just might be Russian enough.

idgaf I love Russians. Canadians and Russians are the only people in the world who can understand the reality of living in a place where getting attacked by bears is still a present day concern. You guys are basically soul mates across the pond. (also literally have the best literature in history my undergrad does not lie)

(On mobile)

[(Anonymous)]

I'll never be Russian enough, I hate borscht and saunas. I am a failure.

Got any recs? I've never read much since it's been difficult but I'm trying to change that.

Re: (On mobile)

[herpymcderp]

Idk how easy these are to find in Russian, but according to my Ruslit prof some of the translations don't do them justice. So, here's a starter list of my favorites.

Мы - Евге́ний Ива́нович Замя́тин

Пикник на обочине - Аркадий & Бори́с Струга́цкий

Роковые яйца - Михаи́л Афана́сьевич Булга́ков

Ма́стер и Маргари́та - Михаи́л Афана́сьевич Булга́ков

Вий - Никола́й Васи́льевич Го́голь

Why yes, I do like Soviet era sci fi and fantasy literature, how did you know? ;p