[ SECRET POST #3617 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3617 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

There's also a good chance she's actually +100 thus making her the abusive pedophile creep lusting after poor innocent young Shiro, her race lives for centuries. Anyways, I hope you guys don't become the next target of pedo hysteria.

[(Anonymous)]

Na, she's a female character, haven't you heard? Women can never be pedophiles.

[(Anonymous)]

This pedo hysteria thing is just the new weapon to use against NOTPs and justify your hatred.

I mean they can claim all they want that shipping something they hate is "OMGZZ literally gonna make predators hurt more kids you horrible person" all they want but really? I doubt it.

I hope this moral hysteria trend is over soon. And that in the future it will be remembered as a shitty thing that hurt lots of people and not some act of keyboard activism like antishippers think it is.

[(Anonymous)]

No chance. It's the most popular option for getting Shiro out of the way to free Keith up to be with Lance. No way are the antis turning on their favorite pair the spares ship. Even if Allura turns out to be a teenager, I can guaran-damn-tee you they'll find a way to justify shipping Shallura as the healthy, mature alternative to that gross, pedophilic ship Sheith.

You know it's funny, popularity-wise, Keith/Lance is so much bigger and more pervasive than Shiro/Keith, so I genuinely don't get why they're so frantic to pair Shiro up with anyone (even freaking Matt Holt, who genuinely looks so much younger than Keith) just so there's no possible way he could be a love interest for Keith. Just leave him as he is in canon, FFS. Just have him be Keith's friend and leader and have their relationship be 100% platonic. They're just making it that much harder for people who genuinely ship Shiro with other characters to find fan works that are actually about those ships instead of a side pairing for Klance.

Honestly, my totally petty guess as to why a lot of these people find it necessary to get Shiro out of the way is that they think, given the chance, Keith would much rather bone Shiro than Lance, who he didn't even realize existed until they met up in the first episode, even though Lance had been chasing his tail since forever. But that may just be me projecting, because yeah, I do find Shiro a hundred times hotter, hah.

[(Anonymous)]

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Lol haven't you heard? Their newest theory is "adopted brothers" Shiro and Keith. Because two Asian men from different ethnicities= automatic adopted brothers I guess?

They're seriously trying whatever they can to get Shiro out of the way.

I agree with your petty guess too lmfao. It's not far off the mark at all, it's pretty fucking obvious they're threatened as hell by Shiro/Keith specifically. I don't see wank about how Hunk is obviously terribad for Lance and how they could never be anything more than friends blahblah, because they're not threatened at all by Hunk. (Which...I don't know, I mean, he and Lance are best buddies and honestly if he weren't fat I think a lot more shippers would feel threatened by that relationship too.) They ARE threatened by Shiro though, because he has a close relationship with Keith and Keith obviously cares about him.

They're also a bunch of salty asses because so much of the cast and crew ships Sheith and they're pretty transparent about it. It's kind of funny watching them try to "justify" why a crew member reblogged really shippy Sheith art with "maybe they just didn't ~know~ it wasn't brotherly/platonic" or some stupid shit like that when it was a hilariously obvious shippy piece (and another crew member reblogged a Sheith/Hance companion piece too). They're really burned that a lot of the cast/crew ships it.

[(Anonymous)]

oh they're 100% threatened by sheith, it's not even hard to figure out.

sheith has actually gotten some support from the crew, klance is basically ignored and it drives the rabid klancers absolutely nuts.

therefore they had to come up with reasons why sheith was 'problematic' so they could make it seem like they had legit reasons for disliking it, rather than it being the petty jealousy that it really is.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, of course, they would just say that Allura is mature for her age and "coded as an adult", plus she's an alien, so it's totally different. Just like how Shiro/Matt is somehow okay despite the fact that Matt wore a cadet uniform (power imbalance!!!) and looks younger than Keith.

And your petty guess is totally correct. Keith always looks out for Shiro and jumps in to protect him when needed, and the creators confimed that the two of them are close and that Keith admires Shiro. There is no way Keith would go for the guy who constantly insults him and gets on his nerves over the sexy leader he looks up to.