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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2016-12-03 03:50 pm

[ SECRET POST #3622 ]


⌈ Secret Post #3622 ⌋

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(Anonymous) 2016-12-04 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Would you fuck a chicken to save the world?

(Anonymous) 2016-12-04 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
I think the important question is how on earth would fucking a chicken save the world. Because if it didn't work I'd just be the "chicken fucker" until the world ended. And I'm not taking that kind of chance.

(Anonymous) 2016-12-04 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
^^^this

(Anonymous) 2016-12-04 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
^^^this

(Anonymous) 2016-12-04 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
If fucking the chicken failed, you might not have long to wait for the world to end, at least?

(Anonymous) 2016-12-04 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
yeah, obviously

(Anonymous) 2016-12-04 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
If it was gaurenteed to stop the world from blowing up, sure, but I remember reading in a true crime book about some serial killer that fucking chickens kills them, so I gotta ask - as someone without a dick, what exactly am I doing to the chicken? Will it kill them? I just want to know how much blood is on my conscious from this.

(Anonymous) 2016-12-04 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Shove a chicken-sized dildo up its butt.

(Anonymous) 2016-12-04 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Saving the world is just icing, my friend.

(Anonymous) 2016-12-04 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
maybe it's the cold medicine I'm taking, but I'm wheezing with laughter at this

(Anonymous) 2016-12-04 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
if you have a cold, eat some chicken soup
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[personal profile] thewakokid 2016-12-04 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
Lol. Nice
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[personal profile] thewakokid 2016-12-04 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
I would have a hard time trusting someone who made that deal.

But no. No I wouldn't. I would make love to the chicken.

does that chicken's cloaca look like norb wilmer's pouty lips?

(Anonymous) 2016-12-05 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
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