[ SECRET POST #3629 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3629 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Reign of Fire]


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[Pitch]


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[Dan and Phil]


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[Dirk Gently's holistic Detective agency]


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[Project Runway]


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[Voltron: Legendary Defenders]


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[Yuri!!! On Ice]


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[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine]











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Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 62 secrets from Secret Submission Post #519.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - random picture of this lady ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
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Comments

Re: Sex toys/tmi-ish?

[(Anonymous)]

www.shevibe.com has some of the best prices without being a gamble or a rip off imo.

Do you know what kind of penetration you're after? Small v big, firm v flexible, smooth v textured, realistic v non-realistic, etc? I own a lot of sex toys so I can probably give you some recs. In general, go for something non porous, like silicone, glass, or hard plastic, and avoid jelly toys like the plague.

I own a lot of sex toys so i can probably give you a rec.

Re: Sex toys/tmi-ish?

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT--I know jelly toys are crap quality/bad for your bits. I like the look of glass dildos, some of them are basically art, but they seem like they'd be kind of uncomfortable to actually stick anywhere. Maybe silicone. I don't really care about realism; I think the dragon dick ones and ones with glitter or lights or whatever are hilarious. I was browsing Amazon and cringing at some of the longer dildos but would definitely prefer a thicker one, dunno about texture.

Re: Sex toys/tmi-ish?

[(Anonymous)]

As a warning about the dragon dick ones, most of their smalls are what 'regular' sex shops would consider standard or even large. You wouldn't want to go 'sure, large sounds nice' and have a nice silicon dick the size of a 2 liter soda bottle show up!

Glass can be nice, but being so hard does mean you have to be more careful. I had a smooth glass one but learned I like texture more and really REALLY don't like being accidentally poked in the cervix.

I've got a couple of the dragon dicks. I like that they're really pretty, easy to clean, and they feel nice.

Though storytime, I saw someone once ask a male nurse about jelly toys and he was "Oh, they're fine, there's no need to fearmonger about them. They might cause some irritation in sensitive individuals, but nothing medically significant." and I'm like "DUDE. I don't care if it's not 'medically significant'. Most people don't want their hooha to burn."

Re: Sex toys/tmi-ish?

[(Anonymous)]

"Two-liter soda bottle"... *crosses legs* yeah on that note, why do so many dildos include length but not diameter or girth in the description? I mean, yeah, I suppose if I ever wanted to roleplay as a rotisserie chicken some of the longer dildos would be useful but I assume most people who have a cervix would prefer not to get punched in it, even by a fake dick.