[ SECRET POST #3642 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3642 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Brittany Murphy]



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Comments

Let's talk about our SEXUAL MISHAPS

[(Anonymous)]

My loving boyfriend splooged in my eye today. It does not sting as much as I'd heard it did (really more mildly uncomfortable), but holy crap is it bloodshot now. This will look great in the family Christmastime pictures if that doesn't go away by tomorrow!

Re: Let's talk about our SEXUAL MISHAPS

[(Anonymous)]

I'm into being bitten and having marks left on me - but once my girlfriend went way too hard (I was into it though) and I think accidentally burst a blood vessel, cause there was a hickey the size of my fist on my neck. And that was the day I learned how to REALLY cover up large dark marks.

Re: Let's talk about our SEXUAL MISHAPS

[(Anonymous)]

No one's ever had sex with me

I'm not in any way attractive

Re: Let's talk about our SEXUAL MISHAPS

[(Anonymous)]

I am sorry. I hope this changes for you very soon! :)

Re: Let's talk about our SEXUAL MISHAPS

[(Anonymous)]

Thanks

I mean, I don't think it's likely that people are going to suddenly start finding me attractive, but I appreciate it

Re: Let's talk about our SEXUAL MISHAPS

[(Anonymous)]

Soemtiems it starts with the attitude.

Re: Let's talk about our SEXUAL MISHAPS

[thelesbianfuturist]

I hope you mean EX-boyfriend

Re: Let's talk about our SEXUAL MISHAPS

[(Anonymous)]

Yes because accidental eye-splooge is grounds for breaking up... Isn't it a bit early for the Christmas drinking?

Re: Let's talk about our SEXUAL MISHAPS

[(Anonymous)]

Right in the middle of sex, the first sex we've not been too busy/exhausted with work to manage in weeks, my phone rang. I naturally went "I WILL CALL THEM BACK" and we kept going.

Less than ten seconds later another set of rings.

Then immediately after another set of rings.

Husband goes "It might be an emergency, you should answer it."

Que my sister is out at the mall and has 20 minute spiel that I can't manage to interrupt that she remembered my husband mentioning something months ago that might be a good Christmas present did I remember even though we agreed not to exchange more than one gift and...

I finally managed to get her to pause to breathe and went "NO. We're good. He's good. We're BUSY. Hanging up now."

Husband went "What I'd like for Christmas is to finish fucking without being interrupted!"