[ SECRET POST #3649 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3649 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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04. [SPOILERS for Moana]



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07. [WARNING for possible unspecified triggery discussion]












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Comments

Semi-serious post. This one may be TMI

[thewakokid]

Girlfriend just got her period.

YES!

I. AM. BULLETPROOF!

...

Or infertile.

Re: Semi-serious post. This one may be TMI

[(Anonymous)]

Eh, mildly lucky. Pregnancy is always a chancey thing even for couples trying for it.

Re: Semi-serious post. This one may be TMI

[thewakokid]

You're just being nice. We both know I'm barren! *Sobs*

Re: Semi-serious post. This one may be TMI

[herpymcderp]

Oh good lord I hope you are if you are deciding to chance the no birth control route.

Re: Semi-serious post. This one may be TMI

[thewakokid]

Eh, it was a one off.

I, well, she rolled the dice and we got lucky. What is life without a bit of risk?

Re: Semi-serious post. This one may be TMI

[herpymcderp]

About $50 cheaper (or whatever the going rate for emergency contraceptives are these days).

Re: Semi-serious post. This one may be TMI

[thewakokid]

Ha, Jokes on you! It's free over here, and we still didn't even use any!

Re: Semi-serious post. This one may be TMI

[herpymcderp]

What. I can't think of any place where the morning after pill is free.

I believe you are lying to me, sir.

Re: Semi-serious post. This one may be TMI

[thewakokid]

The UK.

Re: Semi-serious post. This one may be TMI

[herpymcderp]

I'm in the UK and no one has ever mentioned this to me.

Re: Semi-serious post. This one may be TMI

[(Anonymous)]

Perhaps because you don't have female reproductive organs? I, and my ladyparts, guarantee that you can get the morning after pill completely free from any pharmacist, doctor, or GUM clinic.

Re: Semi-serious post. This one may be TMI

[thewakokid]

Yup. Head to boots, one of the big branches, not a corner shop, pop in, explain the mishap, and boom. We did this a few years back when the johnny broke. She had to take it on the premises, and fill out a form, but other than the time investment, and the stomach pain it gave her (Which I kinda suspect might be psychosomatic) no cost what so ever. You can also do it at the GP if you can get in t see anyone.

I mean, you can't. Having a dick and no uterus and all, but yeah, totally true.

Re: Semi-serious post. This one may be TMI

[(Anonymous)]

Almost all my local pharmacies have a sign in the window saying they give out morning-after pills for free. I've never had sex and I've always noticed them, so they're not hidden away or anything like.

Re: Semi-serious post. This one may be TMI

[(Anonymous)]

New Zealand, if you're <25.

Re: Semi-serious post. This one may be TMI

[(Anonymous)]

If it's so easy to get, why didn't she just use it instead of the two of you worrying about it?

Re: Semi-serious post. This one may be TMI

[thewakokid]

She flatly refused. Apparently the stomach ache it causes is quite epic to the point she was willing to just roll the dice.

A tad irresponsible I agree, but what am I gonna do? mush it up in her food like that anon suggested last time?

Re: Semi-serious post. This one may be TMI

[philippos42]

Yeah, you could maybe read up on odds and how statistics work. It'll be helpful.

Also, you could learn how to tell when she's ovulating.

Also, you could try to get her on birth control.

Re: Semi-serious post. This one may be TMI

[(Anonymous)]

High-five!

Though I still think your gf sucks for continuing to fuck you after you asked her to stop.