[ SECRET POST #3649 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3649 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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04. [SPOILERS for Moana]



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07. [WARNING for possible unspecified triggery discussion]












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Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 00 secrets from Secret Submission Post #521.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: How Furry are you?

[soldatsasha]

... do you lurk /meg/ too?

Garrus is objectively the sexiest guy in the universe. Dual voice, mandibles, giant pointy teeth, a beak that can't close all the way, scars, talons.... Only a degenerate wouldn't want to fuck the velociraptor.

Re: How Furry are you?

[herpymcderp]

lol no but my former room mate sure did

I'm sorry, but Mass Effect never let me date who I really wanted to date. WTF game? Why can't I have a gay Krogan romance? This is bullshit, I say!

Re: How Furry are you?

[soldatsasha]

Fuuuck dude now you've got me paranoid that people will recognize my sexy turian shitposting style and connect the dots!

I feel you. I wanted to play m!Shep and date Garrus. But no. :(((((( Apparently interspecies is fine but homosex is a step too far for Vakarian. Bastard. And you can't romance Wrex at all, why??? Wrex was awesome I would totally be dtf the Krogan.

Re: How Furry are you?

[herpymcderp]

Oh my god. Fucking Mass Effect seriously. I too played M!Shep and like every single goddamn time...

Characters I wanted to date in no particular order: Kasumi, Wrex, Zaeed, Vega.

FUCKING NOT ALLOWED ON ALL COUNTS. Arrgh. Seriously still mad about that.

Re: How Furry are you?

[thewakokid]

I was femshep. I just wanted to bang Jack.

Or Kasumi, now that you mention her.

Re: How Furry are you?

[herpymcderp]

You know what? If I played femshep I also would have wanted her to get with Jack.

Life is unfair.

Re: How Furry are you?

[(Anonymous)]

I just wanted to date Legion. HOW COME MY PILOT GETS A ROBOT ROMANCE AND I DON'T?!

(...or, like, any male quarian in the game, but none of 'em was a squadmate so that's a little less plausible, if we're gonna gonna rank our xenophilia according to plausibility.)