[ SECRET POST #485 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #485 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 15 pages, 366 secrets from Secret Submission Post #070.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

1, 10, 12

[lunarkitten.livejournal.com]

1. IAWTS. I would totally take any job that gave you a Gundam to use.

10. B-but half the fun of it is that it's a one-sided crush! I can't take non-cracky Mr. Burns/Smithers seriously at all, mostly 'cause I don't want to think of a 100+-year-old guy doing it. (Smithers deserves better anyway.)

12. Bah, shipping Konata/Kagami doesn't make you a pedophile. Aren't they supposed to be 17? Besides, it's hard to resist the lure. I got one of my friends into Lucky Star as well, and he can't stand slash due to his girlfriend... yet still ships Konata/Kagami himself. :D

Re: 1, 10, 12

[(Anonymous)]

But they haaave to be in loovvee and have buttsecks!

Or that's her perspective on it- she insists if the writers have any respect for the show, they'll have them hook up by the final episode...never mind that the point of the joke is that Smithers could even crush on a scary, uncaring businessman like Mr. Burns. And don't even get me started on her idea of them having sex.

Like I said, she's made me so sick of this pairing. I'd take Sideshow Bob/Bart over this, and seeing as that's pretty much shotacon, that's saying a lot.

Re: 1, 10, 12

[lunarkitten.livejournal.com]

lol, so her logic goes that if the writers respect their own show, they have to write it how some fangirl dictates so they lose control over their own running gags? Right, then. I'm so glad the only pairing I bother with is Homer/Marge.

Eww, don't even get me started on Sideshow Bob/Bart. D: I try to pretend that pairing doesn't even exist.

Re: 1, 10, 12

[(Anonymous)]

Well, she also thinks the show would be better if there was more drama...I think you know where this is going. The Simpsons has been going downhill for a while, but it's not because they need to include romance between the show's de facto villain and his yes-man.

Smithers used to be one of my favorite characters, and now I can't stand him- her version of Smithers, with his hyperlexic vocabulary, bucketsfull of childhood angst, and ability to get into Mr. Burns' pants at the end of every fanfic has soured me on him. (Sample storyline: Smithers tries to kill himself out of despair because his feelings will never be returned. Mr. Burns comes in and says he's been his boyfriend all along! They get together! Hooray!)

Secret because she thinks I am her number one fan and worship at her feet- I'm too nice to tell her otherwise.

I think I'll just stick to fanning over Marge and her sisters (Yes, I like Patty and Selma)- they don't get enough love. Homer/Marge doesn't either...neither does Skinner/Krabappel. Now there's a pair I wouldn't mind seeing together again.

I try to pretend shotacon in general doesn't exist. But that's just me.