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fandomsecrets2017-01-28 03:54 pm
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[ SECRET POST #3678 ]
⌈ Secret Post #3678 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 00 secrets from Secret Submission Post #526.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
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Happy LNY!
(Anonymous) 2017-01-28 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)insert cock jokes
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Disgusting!
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(Anonymous) 2017-01-28 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Happy LNY!
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(Anonymous) 2017-01-28 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Happy LNY!
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Gary. Too much drink, I'm afraid."
Gary was stunned. "I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back!"
St. Peter said, "I’m sorry, but there’s only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken."
Gary was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. "So, you’re the new hen, huh? How’s your first day here?"
"Not bad," replied Gary the hen, "but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I’m gonna explode!"
"You’re ovulating," explained the rooster. "Don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before?"
"Never," said Gary.
"Well, just relax and let it happen," says the rooster. "It’s no big deal."
Gary did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
Gary was overcome with relief at having laid his first egg, the sense of satisfaction felt so good and soon he laid another egg, and another -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay another egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and rooster said in his wife's voice.....
"Gary! Wake up, for fuck sake, you're shitthing the bed!!"
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(Anonymous) 2017-01-28 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)i laughed, i cried
5/7 stars
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