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[ SECRET POST #3680 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3680 ⌋

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[Versailles]

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[Mad Max: Fury Road]

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[Star Trek: The Next Generation]

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[Shannara]

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[A Series of Unfortunate Events]

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[Spyro]

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How on earth were you able to sit through basically any Disney movie?

I mean even just recent ones feature the death of parents and intense alienation in Frozen.

MATILDA

Or hell, Princess Bride? There's forced marriage and a fucking PAIN MACHINE

Edited 2017-01-31 02:04 (UTC)

DAVID BOWIE HAS KIDNAPPED A BABY AND THERE ARE MONSTERS

DANCE MAGIC DANCE? INAPPROPRIATE KIDNAPPING INAPPROPRIATE

HOW DARE THEY SHOW THIS IN SCHOOL

THERE WAS AN OBNOXIOUS MOHAWK BOY WHO WAS SLAUGHTERED ON SCREEN BY AN OLD MAN

PETER PAN IS AN ADULT HANGING OUT WITH CHILDREN THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE

EVEN THE NAME OF THIS MOVIE IS A WEAPON

THIS HALF NAKED BOY'S HORSE JUST DIED IN A SWAMP

AT NO POINT IS SHE WEARING A FLOTATION DEVICE

SEXUAL ROCKS ARE NOT FOR CHILDREN

Calm down. *I* wasn't the one who thought A Series of Unfortunate Events was too dark for kids. I was merely pointing out that if you didn't know the subject matter, the title doesn't necessarily clue you in and that a lot of childrens literature doesn't necessarily cover similar subjects, i.e. parental death, getting creeped on by a rando kidnapper, relatives getting horribly killed off, etc.

You're usually a little more with it than this, but I guess the temptation to go on a clever all-caps rant was too much, eh?

Your whole thread here just made me laugh, thank you.

Sharing this whole ASOUE thread with a friend and we were both like, "OH MY GOD, RETURN TO OZ!"

That shit... The fucking wheelers, the lady with all the heads, her being in an institute or whatever because it was all "in her head".

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[ SECRET POST #3680 ]

Oh my god you were a boring as fuck kid

FATHER THE CHILDREN ARE CRYING

FATHER FATHER

I AM OFFENDED

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WATCHED MOANA TWICE

THAT'S IT! I TOLD YOU

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