[ SECRET POST #3680 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3680 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Versailles]


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[Mad Max: Fury Road]


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[Star Trek: The Next Generation]


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[Shannara]


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[A Series of Unfortunate Events]


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[Spyro]








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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Ok, so in one of the the later seasons, Beverly's grandmother bit it and Bev went to her house to steal her stuff or whatever and she found a candle/lantern thing that held a "Scottish ghost" that looked lookeda bit like a cross between Vigo the Carpathian and Ruger Hauer in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Turns out Grams had been tapping that and, even better, like, generations of Grammies before that. So, Bev is all, "who am I to go against tradition," and starts lighting that motherfucker... Errrr... Grandmotherfucker up and get some, too. But it's ghost sex, so it's simultaneously pg rated and nonsensical. And of course the "ghost" is an alien AND PROBABLY NOT EVEN SCOTTISH and candle crush is addicted to him like he's space heroin or something.

I don't remember how it ends. And I probably got some details wrong. But that's the story of old Candle Fucker Crusher.

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

Wow. That's definitely...wow. But still, somehow it's not as bad as what I was imagining (actual candles were involved).

[(Anonymous)]

It ends with her shooting her zombie granny and the candle and then him. Epic Storytelling.