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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2008-05-06 05:17 pm

[ SECRET POST #487 ]


⌈ Secret Post #487 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[identity profile] mekkio.livejournal.com 2008-05-06 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
53. Since no one has said anything yet, I will explain it to you.

Regular foreplay: fooling around for a bit before having sex.

Jewish foreplay:
(start of foreplay)
Man: Can we have sex?
Woman: No.
Man: Please?
Woman: No.
Man: Pretty please?
Woman: No.
Man: Pretty pleeeeeeaaaassseeee??????
Woman: No.
(an hour later)
Man: Pleasepleaseplease, c'mon, let's do it.
Woman: No.
Man: Like a million times please!?!
Woman: No.
Man: A billion times please?
Woman: No.
(Two hours later)
Man: I'll be your best friend. Pllleeeeeeeaaaasssseeeee.
Woman: No.
Man: But I'll just die if we don't do it. DIE! Please!!!!!
Woman: OHMYGOD, fine already!
Man: Yeah!
(end of foreplay.)
(start sex)

The joke plays on the whining stereotype.

There's other foreplay jokes. Like what's Irish foreplay? "Brace yourself, Maggie." OR the other punchline Splitting a six pack.

Are they funny? Meh. No really. But, hey, what are you going to do?

Re: 53.

(Anonymous) 2008-05-06 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Ta muchly!! And yes, not that funny.

(On another note: Love the icon! Oh, Q.)