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fandomsecrets2008-05-06 05:17 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2008-05-06 05:17 pm
[ SECRET POST #487 ]
⌈ Secret Post #487 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 09 pages, 223 secrets from Secret Submission Post #070.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 - too big ], [ 1 - personal attack ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
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Regular foreplay: fooling around for a bit before having sex.
Jewish foreplay:
(start of foreplay)
Man: Can we have sex?
Woman: No.
Man: Please?
Woman: No.
Man: Pretty please?
Woman: No.
Man: Pretty pleeeeeeaaaassseeee??????
Woman: No.
(an hour later)
Man: Pleasepleaseplease, c'mon, let's do it.
Woman: No.
Man: Like a million times please!?!
Woman: No.
Man: A billion times please?
Woman: No.
(Two hours later)
Man: I'll be your best friend. Pllleeeeeeeaaaasssseeeee.
Woman: No.
Man: But I'll just die if we don't do it. DIE! Please!!!!!
Woman: OHMYGOD, fine already!
Man: Yeah!
(end of foreplay.)
(start sex)
The joke plays on the whining stereotype.
There's other foreplay jokes. Like what's Irish foreplay? "Brace yourself, Maggie." OR the other punchline Splitting a six pack.
Are they funny? Meh. No really. But, hey, what are you going to do?
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(Anonymous) 2008-05-06 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)(On another note: Love the icon! Oh, Q.)