[ SECRET POST #3695 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3695 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

"Come" is a verb, "cum" is a noun.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, this is how I've always done it. Is that wrong?

[(Anonymous)]

DA

I've seen 'cum' used as a verb, I think? Maybe more often in dialogue than in narrative description.

[tree_and_leaf]

I've seen it as a verb, but I associate it (fairly or not) with bad writing and poor proof-reading...

[(Anonymous)]

Yes.

[(Anonymous)]

SA. It's wrong.

[soldatsasha]

+1

Though my tastes (hah hah) vary by the setting of the story. Modern settings I like cum as either the noun or both if it's something more smutty. Historical fic or fantasy I prefer come for both.

[(Anonymous)]

*le gasp* Not you soldatsasha! Cum should be dead and buried.

[cbrachyrhynchos]

That seems like overkill, most of us just use a tissue.

(Although I was enlightened to a meme among men's rights radicals that men should burn their tissues because girlfriends will use them to get pregnant. They had some sort of slang for this, but given that we're talking the same group that revived "cuck," I didn't pay attention.)

[soldatsasha]

OH GOD I SAW THAT. It wasn't just burning the tissues though. There was something about if you use a condom make sure to mix the spunk with poison afterwards, and so on.

idk what it was called either. fucking craziest shit, though.

[cbrachyrhynchos]

Yeah, on the other hand, it could have been a chan trolling reddit, or reddit trolling itself, or a combination of both.

[soldatsasha]

Excuse YOU. There's a reason it's cum-guzzling and not come-guzzling. And buckets of cum. And so on. Come just isn't sexy.

[(Anonymous)]

"Cum just isn't sexy." Fixed!

[soldatsasha]

You can pry the cum out of my cold, dead ass. >:[

[(Anonymous)]

I really hope the come was in your ass before you were cold and dead, tbh.

[(Anonymous)]

don't kink shame me

[(Anonymous)]

Nah, here's where the burying comes in.

[(Anonymous)]

This is how I have always understood it too.