[ SECRET POST #3703 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3703 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Things that make you go "What is WRONG with people??"

[cbrachyrhynchos]

Trip.

Re: Things that make you go "What is WRONG with people??"

[(Anonymous)]

Trip does not mean the same thing as slip.

Re: Things that make you go "What is WRONG with people??"

[(Anonymous)]

Tripping on a condom vs slipping on one is a very different action

Re: Things that make you go "What is WRONG with people??"

[cbrachyrhynchos]

"Slip on" has the double meaning of "to put on (a garment) quickly" as well as "to slide on or down a slippery surface." (both Merriam-Webster) It's not immediately obvious that condoms stay slippery that long.

As editors, our job is to minimize potential ambiguities, even at the expense of additional words (unless you're writing poetry or comedy, where the wordplay is appropriate.) That's something you already know since it's in THE FUCKING STYLEBOOK (any stylebook, AP, APA, or Chicago.)

Trip is linked as related verb, so it's not a "very different action," a subtly different action at most. But I'll admit I wasn't giving it my full attention in five minutes before dinner. Change that weak-ass adjective to something that describes how the quality of the condom supports the verb in this case. Add a two-word prepositional phrase to make the action unambiguous. "We slip when stepping on your slimy condoms." That gives the full picture of what's going on with minimal changes to the sentence structure, no change to the active verb, and only two words added to the wordcount.

Or, you can continue to yell at readers forced to puzzle out ambiguity among two different, well-documented, and fully idiomatic meanings for "slip on."

Re: Things that make you go "What is WRONG with people??"

[(Anonymous)]

How would you even trip on a condom?

Re: Things that make you go "What is WRONG with people??"

[were_lemur]

Someone very well-endowed is wearing it, standing on a lower surface so that their dick is at floor level?